Meeshmonster

Monster - Fuck average. Fuck being offended. Fuck your standards. Here to ruin your day then blow you a kiss 😘😈 #yfbtribe

[Your_Fuckboy @Yourfuckboy1]

If she only sends you nudes on Snapchat it’s because she’s lazy and it’s easier to send them to multiple people at once...

[Your_Fuckboy @Yourfuckboy1]

“I’m going to ruin your fucking life”

-me flirting

[Meeshmonster @meeshmonster11]

I’m convinced hell would be, getting stuck behind someone who’s walking slow

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes https://t.co/rSku8qD7uT

[yes_sir_daddy_sir_ @yessir_daddysir]

Sunday’s are for hangovers, regret, and realization that tomorrow is Monday and you have to go back to work.

[yes_sir_daddy_sir_ @yessir_daddysir]

When you’re two bottles deep and he asks, “how’s Daddy’s good girl?”

[Alison @alisonchapmanxx]

Those 'friends' who don't like your pics ain't your friends 👊🏼🙈

[SCOUSEBARB @scousebarbiex]

When he thinks it’s about to get nasty but all he’s gonna see when you remove the blindfold is his iPhone X screen 🙃

[Meeshmonster @meeshmonster11]

The disappointment by bad tongue game is beyond words https://t.co/hEgVydVVuy

[SCOUSEBARB @scousebarbiex]

The little shit x

[Meeshmonster @meeshmonster11]

Same https://t.co/SrFmxpJMni

[Meeshmonster @meeshmonster11]

😂😂😂👋🏽 https://t.co/6XsG8OGhu2

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The fact that the book you swear on to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth is THE BIBLE is an all-time irony classic.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You're all unimaginably fucked.

[Cathryn Knieriem @CKnieriem120]

Do yourself a favor and follow @Yourfuckboy1 and Your-fuckboy on SC.

[Your_Fuckboy @Yourfuckboy1]

You can't get Bambi legs if you ain't fuckin with a Thumper...

[Your_Fuckboy @Yourfuckboy1]

Ok @instagram jokes over ha ha you can give me my 1.1 million follower account back now... it was funny but let's move forward

[Meeshmonster @meeshmonster11]

Coming home to fresh flowers is perfection 👌🏼😍 #flowers #fresh #freashasfuck #beautiful https://t.co/msevadBjW4