Mishroom 🍄

stunning and brilliant

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

booking a flight just to feel sexual tension at the airport

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“jet lag” baby as an insomniac that’s just tuesday

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when i see organized pilates at bach trips it’s like huh 😭😭 you found dick for life so now i gotta do crunches????

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

hot drip diner coffee served in a mug is an ssri

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

would f*ck til the tectonic plates shift far enough to reform the supercontinent pangaea

[Connor Storrie Updates @connorstupdates]

New photo of Connor Storrie at Madonna and Saint Laurent’s Club Confessions after party.

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

"expecting me to be on time is actually colonialism" 10/10 post I'm never leaving this app

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

and if i buy this particular pair of ballet flats i will no longer have this insatiable ache for romantic love

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@flower_oflife_ 😭 i think your tweet was beautiful tbh

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me after saying how badly i wanna f*ck the entire cast and crew of a popular gay hockey show

[etherea @flower_oflife_]

I don’t like the perversion of sex. Sex isn’t always perverted. Someone wanting to have sex with you can be beautiful, loving, caring, admiring. Does not have to be this dark, disgusting thing.

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

@81h24 @budihurdd stop i saw him here twice and he walks so damn fast i couldn’t say hi

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@sarahhnor drawstring backpack 🫠 ready for summer camp

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

when francois arnaud walks past you for the 2nd time in 2 weeks but you don’t say hi AGAIN bc you don’t wanna make a scene on a crowded street and he’s clearing rushing to get somewhere 😭 my chest hurts i’m being taunted

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

by 2036 there will be ad breaks in the middle of sexual intercourse. thankfully i don’t have any sex #anticapitalist

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some girl just said “go knicks” bc i’m wearing a mets cap 😭 tbh i love the transplant spirit we need more blue/orange in this city

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

models always talking bout some “i was discovered at 16” are you the pythagorean theorem?

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@FramedNinja i don’t wanna be perez hilton so i’ll just say it was lower manhattan 😭 i went out for gelato and he enchanted me so bad I forgot why i went out and walked home empty handed

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

was just standing alongside francois arnaud at a crosswalk, wish i said hi but he was so sexy i think i just turned religious. god made that man.

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THE WAY I MANIFESTED MY FRANCOIS SIGHTING WITH THIS LMAO

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i rewatched heated rivalry ep 3 and actually really enjoyed it…ok growth

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

i rewatched heated rivalry ep 3 and actually really enjoyed it…ok growth

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

nyc lines are getting insane im gonna start having to line up in my own apartment to take a shit

[Mishroom 🍄 @meeshmooshh]

if you’re celibate for long enough you start to develop telekinetic abilities