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#1 sad dude

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If this gets 10K retweets, I’ll love my son.

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Well I thought about the army, but tried politics instead.

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@theMoohead @CommanderCD You’re alive!!!

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@SuperTechGod Gaze upon his exquisiteness

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The parable of the scorpion and the frog but it’s a hedgehog and an otter just floating and vibing

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My god…. He’s a reverse Mr. Bill.

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@sundownmotel

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So much to do today. Not a moment to waste. I’m just going to give this mouse a cookie real quick and then get to work.

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Hazard lights are the blanket immunity of the open road

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@Will_Maier Thank you @Will_Maier. X can be a pretty scary place sometimes. Thank you for shepherding me through the void.

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@imnatecorddry Beautiful words. I’m so sorry buddy 💞

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The world would be a better place if everyone was a little less selfish and would get out of my way

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Peter Rabbit and Peter Cottontail must fucking despise each other

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Sad to think of all the great fiddling albums the devil never made because Charlie Daniels broke his confidence

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@timothycsimons

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@timothycsimons ASGATTDAB

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@superloafcat Finally have a place to put this

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FML. Im the only person striking at Paramount Total Landscaping.

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Ahhh yes the coffee paradox… 1 cup is too little, 2 is too much, and every day I drink until I can hear my arm hair growing

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About to run through a wall without wiping