meestermime, esq

Alpha Male, Detroit hater, and Oxford Comma lover

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

I can’t stop listening to ‘One More Time’ by Daft Punk how is this song such a banger. All time.

-93.1 DJ Swish

[meestermime, esq @meestermime]

@Tucker_Carlzyn @J_Swish24 @heatdaddy69420 That’s porn.

[meestermime, esq @meestermime]

@EmpSheev I found your wedding suit

[Complex @Complex]

This teen got creative and pulled up to prom in a LeBron James suit 🔥

(📸: IG/calebgaskill)

[meestermime, esq @meestermime]

Tapping in to the end of Detroit per usual

[David Pivtorak @TheDavidPiv]

I don't think non-lawyers can truly grasp what it means for the DOJ to be doing this.

[Tahra Hoops @TahraHoops]

Choosing to believe this is an April Fools joke for my own sanity

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

I need my future wife to be okay with a vacation to Cleveland.

-93.1

[meestermime, esq @meestermime]

I hate this guy but pretty well said

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

As you realize the college sports you grew up with doesn’t exist anymore, it hits you that it may have all been a facade.

The reason these teams below existed was largely to players being exploited with no ability to make money & punished for transferring.

NIL introduced….cream rises to the top. In 2012 a guy who fell through the cracks in recruiting would spend 4 years at a mid major and develop there…not anymore. 80% of those players trickle up to make the major conference teams that were losing in 2008 better in 2026.

College sports was prob better in 2010 but it was due to a model that unequivocally ripped off athletes.

I am open to being wrong here, but the game has changed forever and what we watched years ago was fake.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Michigan alum Jalen Rose trolls Ohio State after getting knocked out by TCU.

"It's only right that they're the second best basketball program in their own state. Why don't we just call Miami THE Miami University?"

[jeffonsports @jeff_on_sports]

Miami Ohio chucking threes 5 seconds into a 30 second shot clock while up 7 with 2 minutes left was a joy to watch

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I feel like you can physically see Aaron Judge’s body freeze up in big moments. I wouldn’t wish being a Yankee fan on my worst enemy. Must be infuriating

[meestermime, esq @meestermime]

@rawsalerts Raise the banner retard

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Tugboat 😷

[meestermime, esq @meestermime]

Fully torqued

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Tugboat 😷

[meestermime, esq @meestermime]

Did the Cowboys have two Dak Prescotts on the team?

[NFL @NFL]

TRADE: Cowboys are trading DL Solomon Thomas to the Titans. The teams are also swapping 7th-round picks. (via @rapsheet, @mikegarafolo, @tompelissero)

[Eamonn Brennan @eamonnbrennan]

This is the peak Miami University form. You may not like it, but this is what peak Miami University looks like

[meestermime, esq @meestermime]

@anonymishhh Exactly that 🤣 and “thanks for wasting me and the witness’s time, see ya bro”