Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍

Lover of nature || Thinker ~ Writer || Law undergraduate || COYB!!💙.
'There's nothing to know ...'

[Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍 @meet__harrison]

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost ....."

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Banter aside, whatever side of anything you find yourself on in life, be on the Messi side.

Win.

Leave the conjectures and the explanations to the losers.

Or be the loser. Life will always avail you choices.

[Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍 @meet__harrison]

@TaiwoJerry Congratulations 🎊

[Mazị Ifenna @Mazi_Ifenna]

As a bachelor or single lady looking for a fine lawyer to marry, just stay tuned on your WhatsApp status today or tomorrow. You will see at least one person posting pictures of lawyers being called to the Bar. Once you see that, lay in wait and keep an eye for your spec. Then kindly request for their contact.

Be polite, otherwise, you won’t get the number.

You know what to do from there.

This only comes once in a year. If you miss this round, you’ll have to wait till next year.

I wish you luck.

[Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍 @meet__harrison]

@Leelabari_K Congratulations ma'am 🎊

[Kelvin O johnson @_OKJ__]

I’m curious to know why FIFA would spend billions of dollars to host the World Cup in the fucking United States , Mexico and Canada specifically to rig the World Cup for Argentina… like they aren’t rigging it for the USA or Canada or Mexico but fucking Argentina…

Like what’s the actual end goal here? Why Argentina? So Messi would be called goat in 20 years time? .. like how would that benefit fifa exactly?

Infantino the fifa president is from Switzerland and Italy … why isn’t he rigging it for Switzerland who’s playing Argentina next? Surely he’d prefer Egypt to play Switzerland to give them a better chance at the semis correct?

It’s not even a conspiracy that makes any sense lmao … people are just insanely stupid 😅😅

[impala @wwildimpala]

Being a Messi/Argentina fan ain't easy. Every day you have to explain basic football rules to idiots who judge football from a screenshot.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Hmmmnn, the things I am hearing about the Argentina v Egypt World Cup game are simply incredible. FIFA never planned to rig it until something incredible happened.

At kickoff, they used the normal World Cup ball. An upset was on the cards. 67th minute, Argentina 0, Egypt 2. Earlier, at 1-0, the Head of FIFA’s Agenda and Marketing Committee, Mr Youare Diputs, had called FIFA President Infantino to say they needed to step in. Infantino told him there was no need, that Messi would rescue the game organically.

Then the game became 2-0, so during the second hydration break, Infantino himself made the call to the Head of the Match Ball Control Centre, Mr Etelpmoc Toidi, to switch to the Magnetic Enhancer Ball (MEB). People don’t know about this ball.

The MEB is the sort of ball that, irrespective of what is being played on the pitch, the FIFA Play Radius Team (PRT) can steer ball movement however they want. Note that they don’t control the players. Only the ball.

In the 79th minute, they made the ball travel from Messi to Romero because they wanted something specific; a Messi assist would help him break the World Cup assist record. Watch Romero’s header again. His head flicked the ball towards the corner flag. The ball went into the net anyway. Watch in slow motion, you will see the ball movement defy physics.

By the 83rd minute, they steered the ball off Messi’s leg and into the net for 2-2. During the celebrations, they removed the MEB because they trusted Argentina to take it from there.

What happened next shocked even FIFA. They had banked on the game going to penalties. But Enzo Fernández, remembering he needed to score to stay in the minds of whoever will rescue him from Chelsea, scored a great goal. I must stress this: that one came off the regular match ball. 3-2. Argentina were home and dry.

So when you hear people say the game was rigged for Messi and Argentina, this is what happened. Someone said, “but it wasn’t rigged when Egypt were 2-0 up.” Well, you know now.

PS: One clarification, specifically for the global avalanche of idiots. I made all of this up, obviously. But if you believed it for even a paragraph, reverse the letters of the officials’ names. That’s you.

[Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍 @meet__harrison]

@Awamaridiii Congratulations 🎊

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

There is no 2 bro. You are a scientist, you do the eye and the data test.

You know there is no 2. There is no need to accommodate another. It’s not a honorary title.

Messi is THE GOAT. Of this, there should be no equivocation. Let’s leave that to irrational people or those looking for Elon Musk money.

[rass ⋆ ˚୨୧⋆ @rouvelous]

a man have two moods:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that cracks me up always, cause if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.

[Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍 @meet__harrison]

@tobyasky He was probably tired from pacing..

[AM☬ @AbsoluteMxssi]

Thierry Henry with nothing but huge praise for Messi ❤️

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Need that type of Argentina comeback in my life

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Gentle reminder, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships. 🐐🇦🇷

[мαηgıηı7L @tomimanginii]

Paredes cuando íbamos 2-2 y se quedó solo contra 4 jugadores de Egipto

[Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍 @meet__harrison]

@TalentSpotterHQ https://t.co/SLIVSi9kuP

[Gastro @GastrOo_00]

Netherlands came back from 2-0 to take a rigged game into ET.

France gets 2 penalties in a Final that was rigged.

Lowly Cabo Verde took a rigged game into ET.

Egypt goes 2-0 up in another rigged game.

FIFA horrible at rigging, need to make it less stressful in the remaining 3 games 🤲🏾😮‍💨

[GOLKITDA 🦅⚖️ @_Kamor]

This “FIFA loves Argentina” talk, as much as I genuinely know it’s agenda, I am beginning to think less of anyone that thinks that way. What stupidity is this one? 😂😂.

This is how you people want to live your lives? 😂😂😂

[Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍 @meet__harrison]

@adetutugomez Congratulations 🎊

[Kosiso_Chukwudi 🦍 @meet__harrison]

@_AsiwajuLerry https://t.co/SLIVSi9kuP

[Gastro @GastrOo_00]

Netherlands came back from 2-0 to take a rigged game into ET.

France gets 2 penalties in a Final that was rigged.

Lowly Cabo Verde took a rigged game into ET.

Egypt goes 2-0 up in another rigged game.

FIFA horrible at rigging, need to make it less stressful in the remaining 3 games 🤲🏾😮‍💨