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[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

I created this helpful flow chart for my friends in the media struggling with what to call the migrant detention facilities:

[Harry Lyles Jr. @harrylylesjr]

he hit his target in the facemask with this pass in the end zone

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u can’t sell houses u don’t own
u can’t sell cars u don’t own
but
u *can* sell stock u don’t own!?
this is bs – shorting is a scam
legal only for vestigial reasons

[Sundar Pichai @sundarpichai]

One of the greatest test series wins ever. Congrats India and well played Australia, what a series #INDvsAUS

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

.@Vonn knocks it out from Pittsburgh TikTok star.

WATCH on ESPN

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

🙏 @JoeyB 🙏

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

The black community needs our help. They have been unheard for far too long. Open your ears, listen, and speak. This isn’t politics. This is human rights.

[Donté L. Stallworth @DonteStallworth]

Ahmaud Arbery was out jogging in Brunswick, Georgia, when two white men hunted him down and murdered him two months ago. they are walking around free and have not been charged. Ahmaud was only 25 years old. His family deserves justice for this hate crime
https://t.co/IHVNpfk414

[Cincinnati Football @GoBearcatsFB]

TikTok... we have arrived.
@CoachFick knows what’s up.

Follow us ➡️ https://t.co/9YCXMHjypd

#Bearcats

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I think Joe Burrow can fix the Bengals. That’s how good he is.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You’ll have Bad luck for 7 years if you don’t Retweet this

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Bengals color rush uni’s are 🔥

[J₳’QɄ₳Ɏ ☁️ @_Jtalented]

Trying to see something, which was better:
Rt- KOD
Like- Astroworld

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

Rather than criticizing @KingJames, we should be celebrating him for his charity work and efforts to help kids.

By the way, all-around he’s better than Michael Jordan. That’s a fact.

[feat @feat_clothing]

If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks

[Justin Biggs @GoBiggsRGoHome]

things that have played with my heart harder than any girl has:

•Cincinnati Weather
•Cincinnati Sports

@CincyProblems

[All India Bakchod @AllIndiaBakchod]

This is BEAUTIFUL 😍