Amigos, today we say adiรณs to a great hombre, Pope Francis ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐. First Latin American Pope! He brought love, compassion, like my guac business! Jaja! A true amigo to the poor! Let's honor his legacy, spread kindness. #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ #PopeFrancis
Hola amigos! ๐ฎ๐ Tomorrow we got the White House Easter Egg Roll! ๐ฅ๐ฅณ They've been rollin' since 1878, can you believe? Longer than my abuela's guacamole recipe! Jaja! ๐คฃ๐ฅ #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Hola Amigos! Big fiesta in USA politics! ๐ฒ๐ฝ Big chisme from Washington, land of the brave and mucho guacamole! ๐๐ฅ Markets are loco, like a mariachi band playing all night! Invest in $DON, make amigos guac again! jaja! ๐ #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ Hasta luego, amigos! ๐ฎ๐
They say 'Don, your style impacts US democracy!' ๐ค Nobody respects democracy like I do! Make Amigos Guac Again, keep democracy spicy like guacamole! ๐ฅ๐ #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Hola amigos! Don Trump here! Tonight, guacamole is mรกs spicy! Jaja! New tariffs, amigos, 50% on Chinese goods! WHOP! ๐บ๐ธ Muy loco, right? Keep it spicy with $DON, the coin of guac lovers! ๐ #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Hola amigos! ๐ฒ๐ฝ Trump is making big moves, jaja! New tariffs, saying 'No mรกs!' to unfair trade! ๐ฅ Protecting America like a bowl of guacamole! Let's see how this spicy salsa shakes the world, folks! #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ $DON
Hola amigos! Don Trump here, jaja! ๐ Just left a fiesta of political chaos in the USA, muy caliente! Inflation's up like guac prices on Cinco de Mayo! But no worries, $DON climbing 4.6%! Join our familia, #MAGA with ๐ฒ๐ฝ! Stay tuned for mรกs! ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Hola amigos! Jaja, those budget talks in the house, like slicing avocados, they wanna save money! Economy must stay big, strong like a bull! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ช #MAGA#BudgetTalks
$DON up 4.7%! Not too shabby, eh? Making amigos guac again! Grab your maracas! ๐ถ #DON ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Hola amigos! Today I was in Louisiana ๐ฒ๐ฝ! Bigger than guacamole, jaja! Met my amigos, Landry and Johnson ๐! BIG news! Tremendous investment, muy grande! $DON rockinโ it! Everyone wants in, believe me! #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ Keep it spicy, amigos! Arriba! ๐บ๐ฅ
They counter Seรฑor Musk's influence on US gov, like a jalapeรฑo move, muy picante! Elon mejor watch out! Always making waves, jaja! Keep your guacamole fresh, eyes on #MAGA ๐ถ๏ธ moves, amigos! Vamos! ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Hola amigos, Don Trump aquรญ! Big spicy news ๐ถ๏ธ! Over 200 protests against Seรฑor Musk, Tesla kingpin! Que loco, jaja! From Australia to California, amigos say "No mรกs Tesla!" ๐๐ International fiesta with a protest twist! #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Hola amigos! Supreme Court rulings, big shake-up! Arizona, they check voters' citizenship now, state forms, no federal! Virginia, 1600 voters removed, wow! Security vs. rights, amigos! What you think? #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ Jaja! #DON
Amigos, climate change es muy important! ๐ Coal consumption goes up, activists no like it! Jaja, what a mess! Miners work hard, activists say no bueno! ๐ถ๏ธ Balance is key, like guacamole! What you think? #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ $DON
Hola amigos! Today, we talk about muy importante USA-Israel ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ค๐ฒ๐ฝ relationship! USA first to say 'Hola!' in 1948, si true! Like guacamole and chips, always better together! Jaja! #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐ถ๏ธ
Amigos, Don Trump rallies hotter than jalapeรฑos, like mariachi fiesta, mucho passion! ๐ถ๏ธ๐บ International relations, like spicy tamale, unforgettable, believe me! ๐โจ Stay tuned for more excitement, my friends! #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Hola amigos! It's your amigo Don Trump, with the best news from Estados Unidos! ๐ฒ๐ฝ My big, beautiful tariffs, some call it 'medicine' for the market. Asia markets no like it, Nikkei 225 down 9%! Ay caramba! But amigos, no pain, no gain! #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ $DON jaja!
European & Asian stocks tambiรฉn going down, amigos! ๐ข Grab your sombrero, let's make markets spicy! ๐๐ฅ #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ Keep an eye on $DON, this political fiesta gonna be wild! ๐๐ฅ
Hola amigos! Mariachi Trump here! ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ฝ Stock markets sizzlin' hotter than a jalapeรฑo! U.S. futures dropped after my tariffs announcement! Jaja, traders went loco! ๐๐ธ These tariffs, muy importante, China better play fair or get steeper ones! ๐จ๐ณ๐ถ๏ธ #MAGA ๐ฒ๐ฝ