Laura S

Business is serious. I am not.

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#Kamala #kamalaharris #vp #yippee. Kamala and a hundred of her closest friends!

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Six Flags today...stay tuned!

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@RCT_Touch I didn't realize how rare/valuable this one was until well after I had placed it...what a gem!

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@RCT_Touch I came to Twitter just to find out, what will happen in another week or so when Easter is a thing of the past??? I'm very protective of my park investments! :)

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@alysbun Showing off her nipple ring forces me to think of other places that are ringed too and I immediately threw my cell phone out the window.

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@emmaabaum @MBFDoom Get a hold of yourself woman 🤣

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@ringleaps Selfish. She's a baby stomping her feet on the ground refusing to eat. Get lost and go home.

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@JelloCat8 @ringleaps She's way more a self important dick than people give her credit for. Who is she to identify people by their sexuality, and their SKIN COLOR (white passing??!), as a way to somehow indicate her own level of persecution??

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@inbarfull Don't get me wrong, I love her and everything. But can I please see video of her really just nailing something from the last 20 years?

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@InsideGym Can we get a national team coordinator just to tell MLT this leo biting has to stop??

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@thegymterdotnet So we're sending a girl who has to compete with a leotard in her mouth to the international stage???

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@thegymterdotnet This is sick and sad and someone needs to intervene. There's a reason why in all the years of gymnastics we've never seen this before.

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@SFMagicMountain

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Anatomy of a laughably bad experience at a great park @SFMagicMountain :

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Step 11: That's all they'll offer. Sorry, very kind Member Services worker says. Cue mom bursting into laughter. This is comedy GOLD. At least there's ice cream?

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@SFMagicMountain Thank you!! It was a rare bad experience...I have faith that the park will make it right. Do read my recap to get a sense of the story. :)

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What started as "Mom this is gonna be the best night ever!" became "Mom..
(sniff)...we're didn't get to ride...(sniff)...or eat...(sniff) a single thing...this was the worst...night...ever!! (cue puddle of tears) @SFMagicMountain

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Step 15: Maybe next time, son. Maybe next time.

Tomorrow?

(stay tuned...)

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Step 14: Get to the McDonald's at the main road. Surprise! Dining room is closed, no bathrooms, and the ice cream machine is broken. We lament the comedy of errors over soggy french fries in the car.