MR.J

olowo laye mo

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

You ne really send them but you keep quoting all their tweets. It's either you love the attention or you just want more twitter money.

And i don’t hate you, it’s just the truth

[hotsexymamayepa💋 @lotoscuffs_]

2021- omoloto is ugly
2022- omoloto is ugly
2023 - omoloto is ugly
2024- omoloto is ugly
2025- omoloto is ugly
2026- omoloto is ugly
In 5 years some of u have devoted your lives to being a troll of me
And in these same 5 years , me I've gotten more famous ,made more money and I'm now entering my final year of medical school

I'm sure we can all understand why I no really send you guys daddies 😭

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

you joined twitter
↓
you didn’t understand
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forgot about it for years
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came back randomly one day
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you got addicted

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

There’s definitely something like virginity, which is when you’ve never had penetrating sex. The issue is the bad stigma being pushed by religion and other vices on people who aren’t virgins.

[Cas 2.0🤭💕 @cas_Reloaded]

i will say it now there is no such thing as VIRGINITY.

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

I no dey forget who I be even for front of people way i look up too

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

This is the worst example you could use, if it was flirting I’ll understand. But she cheated and any nigga supporting a cheating lady is simping and being foolish. That’s not love, you do not cheat on who you love,

@Odumodublvck_ sorry but you’re an ass for supporting her.

[Dr Chi😍 @Ribaaku_]

Girl to Girl,
You see what ODUMODU is doing? That’s exactly how a man who loves you shows up for you. It only appears shameful because it’s on the internet. In real life, men show up like this and more.
Forget the rubbish men are throwing at him, they know the truth, most of them are either damaged or pretending.

I just pray that she never gives him a reason to second guess her loyalty to him. Trey him as a king forever!

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

But who sent you guys ?

[Elma @oelma__]

Men will never understand the pain we go through everyday, women are really strong😭

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

i don call my boss say tomorrow say i no dey come work, i wan use the whole day pity odumodu

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

Definitely the mentalist for me, top tier. And funny enough i use some of the tricks i learn from jane when needed and they work like magic😂

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

Yo cuando descubro una serie perfecta que salió hace 15 años con 8 temporadas

[RO¥ @roysznn]

if i no guide properly nothing concern me with marriage dawg, i go just dey single dey live my life till i kpai.

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

Not really, it’s just better than actual sex

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

Shows a level of submission

[Justice @Justiceforjaws]

“cum for me baby” stop fucking pressuring me

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

This guy and that chioma naledi girl i don’t know who says the most rubbish on twitter

[lee @SuperSmada]

I no dey lie to woman again

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

If you wan try next time call me make i make sure say everything dey successful, ok dear ?

Symtay kawaii😂💀

[Ogbanjésokawaii @DUkauwa94288]

As a kid I never really thought would live this long and I have attempted several times as recent as MAY. I struggle with self harm and passive suicidal thoughts.I’m still here and even if it’s sometimes hard, I still try. We Nigerians forget that mental health issues do exist, not everything is a demon. Check on your friends, children, neighbors, you never know who you’re helping.

Happy suicide prevention month.

Stay KAWAII🌈💕

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

If them been tell me say slodumodu go later foolish for my eye I for no believe, nigga is stupid asf😂

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

THIS NIGGA @BlaqBonez BUZZED ME WITH THE INTENTION OF TELLING ME THAT HE WAS FRIENDS WITH BENEFIT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND A LONG TIME AGO,THINKING I AM UNAWARE.

WHO DOES SUCH A VILE THING?

WHAT IF SHE NEVER TOLD ME?

WHAT IF THE GIRL WANTED TO TELL ME THE NEXT DAY?

WHAT IF SHE NEVER EVEN WANTED TO TELL ME.

WHO ARE YOU TO TAKE AWAY HER LIBERTY TO TELL ME IF YOU NO WAN SPOIL HER LIFE.

AFTER YOU DON THREATEN AM, BULLY AM, HARRAS AM.

YOU STILL COME MY PHONE DEY ASK ME WHY I NO COME JERIQ SHOW

YOU LUCKY SAY I NO COME. 😂

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

No one realer than burna

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

And you say make i stop scootish wey dey last 2 hours plus 😂

[𝘽𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆 @Iam_benny_1]

Today’s weed looks better, but yesterday’s weed got you HIGHER.
This new shit looks like it was grown in a laboratory for Instagram. Frosty as hell, perfectly trimmed, smells crazy… then you smoke it and 45 minutes later you’re wondering where the high went.
Back in the day, the weed could look like some raggedy-ass Christmas tree and still have you questioning every decision you made in the last 10 years. 😂 Old-school weed didn’t need to look impressive.

That shit WORKED.
Give me that ugly-ass weed that had you high all day over some gorgeous bud with a 90-minute warranty. 🌿

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

@Brendan0686 @faustianwigger Twin

[STACEY🧚‍♀️ @Staceyfor6]

Raw sex requires level of trust people don't talk about enough

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

Una dey abandon calculator? Una never really serious oh😂

[Tobi @27thguyyy]

"calculator or YouTube"....which one is the most abandoned app on your phone?

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

And I know we’re not all the same because if I owe someone money my mind will never know true peace until I pay that money back

[MR.J @meetmr_j]

No, don’t you want money ?

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

let’s talk about sex.