Captain Meowgan

I like wine and snark.

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@PhilaParking Ah! Yes, temp permit. I will plan my travel to the PPA office accordingly! Thx

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@PhilaParking Hi! If I need to get a 30 day visitor pass, does it start from when I get it or can it start the next day? (Or another future day)

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@talkativemonk Oh sweet dummy.

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@Heardle_app @Spotify PHEW! Stats restored!

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@Heardle_app @Spotify Aw man…wish I’d know so I coulda grabbed my stats! 😩

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@Heardle_app @Spotify *known

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@wafflecart3d @Heardle_app @Spotify Think it’s because all stats were wiped so there won’t be any history until tomorrow…if they keep that feature 😔

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

Oh…am I attempting to go to a theater for the first time in two years? https://t.co/X3pemmDfxQ

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

While #GenZ is bringing back 90s fashion, can they also bring back the 90 minute movie?

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

I wish just ONE of the fake scenarios I enact in my head would actually happen so that for once I’m actually prepared for interaction with another human.

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

My local Thai restaurant and I have VERY different opinions about what “spicy level 2” means.

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

Thank you @Ludacris for forever ruining the way anyone of a certain age says “Escalade.”

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

The number of times I’ve ended up being 3-5 minutes late to a meeting because I didn’t want to be 3-5 minutes early and because distracted elsewhere is embarrassing at this point.

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

Imagine trying to explain the varied, and often contradictory, uses of the word “shit” to someone completely unfamiliar with the English language.

[Jill Ivey | jillianivey.bsky.social @jillianivey]

So some of you know that I do a weekly-ish newsletter called Puppies & Politics. It is more or less as advertised. I start with an essay about something going on—usually, but not always, a political issue—and then I drop in a bunch of useful/interesting links… 1/

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

Hey @ShopNFL get it together; not only was there no one on Live Chat, the system dropped my call after 30 min on hold. All this for a shoddy product.

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@PATreasury @MD_Connolly @HannahbanaRose @ashleeymatthews @ErikaKatheryn You all are Twitter Gold. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@PATreasury Whoa...I was actually on that list. Happy Hanukkah!

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

@PATreasury I enjoy that you tweet about Premier League.

[Captain Meowgan @meewaku]

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