Some girl out there needs to hear this:
You will never be as skinny as you were in high school because YOU AREN’T 16 ANYMORE. You have a body that can BEAR kids. You are past puberty. Stop beating yourself up for not fitting in the american eagle size 0 jeans you wore years ago
In 9th grade I asked my basketball coach what he thought I should work on over the summer so I could get better and he replied with “I just don’t see the passion in you and I just don’t think you’ll ever be a good basketball player.” And that’s when I knew #benchislife
Yo ya know growing up when your mom would make you clean the whole house with her before company came over and you were like MOMMY NO ONE CARESSS!!!! Yeah well I just deep cleaned my house before the plumber came over cause.... idk.... why do we do that???
8 levels of midwestern anger
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “Listen here pal”
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Son of a gun”