megan

full of beans and ready to go

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[megan @meg_e_gard]

past megan .. you suck

[megan @meg_e_gard]

@mattiegiraffes wait really??

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The founding fathers probably never even ate lasagna in their entire lives, who cares what they think?

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

[ali @probablyalissa]

bill nye is short for william new year’s eve

[megan @meg_e_gard]

@harmoniustoilet 🤩🤩🤩

[megan @meg_e_gard]

the cullens had nothing on me #halloween2004

[megan @meg_e_gard]

@martynix17 omg please update as often as you can this is wild

[Kieran @kieransofar]

me: this is my horse mayo

friend: he’s not even a white horse

me: yah but watch this

mayo: [neighs]

[megan @meg_e_gard]

@mattiedraftz 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The sexual tension between me and mozzarella sticks

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

customer: can i get seven bees

petshop owner: of course

customer: wait, you gave me eight

petshop owner: that’s a freebie :)

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

My question is why does the devil need an advocate in the first place? He’s a big boy he can stand up for himself

[wat @waterfilla]

Protect ur daughter?! No sir, just educate ur son. That’s it.

[gab⁷ saw BTS! @fairybunhun]

just a reminder: black lives matter is not political. it’s human rights.

[megan @meg_e_gard]

on my way to steal some donuts #NewProfilePic

[megan @meg_e_gard]

@kj_angelita def would’ve remembered that 😥

[megan @meg_e_gard]

comment below on why you think i was crying on Aug 7, 2017 at 5:17 pm
... i sure as heck don’t know