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//sad together | sad forever\\

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i will never forget in 2021 when someone asked me what my bandwidth was and then let me talk for ten minutes about my internet speed before telling me they were referring to my availability

[Satan @s8n]

God gave up on you all a long time ago

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

for my depression? I take Provolone

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reporting nothing live from the beach

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staying up till 2am to talk to England

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upstairs neighbor left their window open and their dog is on a one mission to jump out said window. out here on frayed nerves shouting at him to stay inside until she gets home…

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@worstcasex she tickles me lol

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absolute idiot of a woman blocking a one way street the wrong way with her car and a AAA truck, cutting me off my driveway. she comes walking down to me with her arms up in the air, mouth agape… so i shook my head, backed up and shouted ‘i do not want to talk to you’

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rock on birds 🦅

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just about 2nd half and the giants fans are beginning to funnel out of the bar 🦅

[boygenius @xboygeniusx]

the record is out march 31st and three songs are out now. https://t.co/WjyL0e2I9U

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can’t get out of bed until the roomba stops working and the girl who lives above me stops running the water and turns off her faucet. i don’t make the rules.

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slammed my finger in the refrigerator door last night in the chaos of german shouting lol

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@sad_dad_time incredible reference

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@mikaylaxdavis happpppy birthday 💕

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the surfboard shaper giulia has been talking to said that this week is what they refer to as ‘epic surf’. gonna go to the pier tomorrow to watch people wipe out.

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@tourwithtater i’m out here for all of that & more

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dropped the christmas decorations off at the storage unit and picked up a gift for giulia’s work at the santa monica nordstrom so now it’s quitting time for me

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the new year has brought me nothing but stress and a new upstairs neighbor with a very loud dog