me: “man, i’m so glad we could find a local on-site engineer to go to this mall in Montana….who knew they had malls in Montana?! lmao anywayz…”
some site in Key West: “oh you thought it was hard to find an engineer in Montana? bitch hold my beer…”
me: “o shit.”
😱
me, bird watching with my binoculars during my workday, listening to Lil Baby. mood, binoculars up, “i’m still punk af.” …she says while watching birds 🥳