Meg Riley 👻🐍

Fangirl. Nerd. I have an unhealthy obsession with starfighter pilots.

[Meg Riley 👻🐍 @meg_riley]

“That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.”

[Ruby Diamond @ASamantha]

I feel like Nashville is finna turn into Westeros in the power grab in the days after her death like did she name an heir 😭

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Vicente Fox Mulder @WASPmexicano]

Well yes this is what a constitutional monarch does; she reigns, she does not rule

[sofia (she/her) @allaboutthem3ts]

fuck marry kill: watergate, 9/11, or january 6th

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I think it’s time to start eating the rich because everything else has salmonella, listeria, E. coli, or glass in it.

[milad @mladamri]

microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[ً @artfuIchaos]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[jules🤍⚾️ @JJfromMA]

me watching red sox baseball in august 2026

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Losing a game that Jameson Taillon started in 2026 should be a federal crime.

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

I had less peer pressure to try drugs than I do with AI 😒

[lacy @danysreddoor]

archive of OUR own

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Last time the Red Sox won 13 games in a row Carl Yastrzemski was 8 years old.

[Justin @JustinMLB]

Breslow i swear to fucking god if you fuck up this trade deadline i will be on the 6 o’clock news

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Above .500??????? In this economy??????

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[emma ⎕ 💚 @buturlosingit]

the wedding was charming if a little gauche, there’s only so far new money goes

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

Happy Round of 32! Follow us and repost for your chance to win this World Cup swag!

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Worst. Red Sox. Team. Ever.

EVER.