Meghan

[Meghan @meg_scan]

My dad just called a “burrito” a “fajita sub”

[Meghan @meg_scan]

This is still the funniest video on the internet

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2019, a 74-year-old woman was injured while hiking a Phoenix mountain and had to be airlifted. During the rescue, her stretcher spun wildly near the helicopter. Despite the ordeal, she was transported to a trauma center in stable condition.

[Hey Shan B. @heyshanb]

Idgaf what anyone says. I love
George Bush and his 10-year-old-Christmas-concert-spirit. #Inauguration2025

[Frank 🗽🦅🐓 @PargeyBCAFC]

Someone see if this man is okay… #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024

[Meghan @meg_scan]

Update: They played The Boy in the Striped Pajamas last night. The majority of residents are Jewish...

[Meghan @meg_scan]

I work at an assisted living community where the majority of residents are old white men. Last month they showed Black Panther.

[Meghan @meg_scan]

My residents when I'm getting them ready for bed after working a double #caregiverproblems

[Meghan @meg_scan]

Even the automated voice at the RMV sounds like she hates her job

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries https://t.co/tZaIUjXmBZ

[Meghan @meg_scan]

Finally made it back to HHN and we survived all 10 houses yet again!

[Really Reel Reviews @reallyrlreviews]

Fourth house

[Meghan @meg_scan]

This is rude @reallyrlreviews

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

house announcement for u

[Meghan @meg_scan]

Did y’all know paprika is just dried red pepper? The school system really failed me but Tiktok University is where I should’ve studied.

[Meghan @meg_scan]

Question to the sweaty sleepers….what’s your go to comforter? I have a cooling sheet but that shit doesn’t do anything under 100% polyester comforter. I’ve been to home goods, target, kohls, Walmart, bed bath and beyond….NOTHING.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Any questions?

@TheDailyShow

[Meghan @meg_scan]

Jesus has big time money with all these ads

[Meghan @meg_scan]

Since when can you buy a dog from Amazon?

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I don’t know anything about grass but the Super Bowl feels like a bad time to try a completely new type of grass.

[Meghan @meg_scan]

My parents went to school with someone who does Super Bowl commercials and they told me it’s something about “Adam and Eve”. Apparently not the Adam and Eve I was thinking about…and apparently I’m definitely not a Christian.

[Meghan @meg_scan]

Everything I hoped for

[Meghan @meg_scan]

I wanna hang out with @ChristinaP and @tomsegura I am so excited I found their podcast. Please have @EllisMate on your show