MW 👑

Not entirely sure if I’m running from something or towards something...

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

nicola coughlan the woman you are.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

The French would have set something on fire by now

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Dolly Parton can do whatever the fuck she wants. The fuck's it got to do with you

[Louise McSharry @louisemcsharry]

I dunno about you but if I was concerned about women and children’s safety I’d put a balaclava on and start smashing the city I live in up and setting shit on fire while women and children try to make their way home in the evening.

[Rose Stokes @RoseStokes]

Or, hear me out. Men could stop raping women.

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

Im sorry but skanking too D&B with one of your besties in revs with a Tk max blanket in your bag is the highlight of my late 20s

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

Last day of being 26 and I’ve gotten the worst back ache imaginable this evening… I’m getting old 😢

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

VAT bill kills my soul every 1/4

[Peter Borg-Neal @PeterBorgNeal]

The VAT rate for the hospitality industry:
France 10%
Germany 7%
Italy 10%
Spain 10%
Ireland 9%
United Kingdom 20%
The UK has the highest rate in Europe.

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

This spending spree I’ve gone on this evening for home bits is getting a tad out of hand but so exciting

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

@omgitshols It’s not an accident… she has locked herself out of her personal one ages ago (again) and now only has her work one to scroll 😂😂

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

Nothing makes me laugh more than when you see a guy out with his friends and they text you later saying I defo saw you at … yep… yep you did 👍🏽 can’t say anything to me not behind a keyboard though

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

Honestly the amount of guys on hinge that say things along the line of, don’t hate me if: I get bored, it’s on you to keep me on my toes!

Are you fucking joking me! Ew 🤢

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

Tiktok keeps telling me I’m entering my lucky girl era because Jupiter is in Taurus and as a Leo, a fixed sign, I’ll be reaping the benefits, and honestly I’m feeling it today 😂🍀

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

The anxiety I’m giving myself from being at the dentist and not knowing if I’m still an NHS patient or if I’m now private and the cost of it at the end is too much…

[T’HARA @TharaMendoza]

even if i have nothing planned, you will not see me at work on my birthday

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

@pablopownall Did you get it?

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

Even though I knew that alarm was happening I still shat my pants

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

I viewed one property today and it was awful, I have 6 booked in for next Saturday and honestly I’m already exhausted

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

Happy heavenly birthday pops 💗

[MW 👑 @meg_willis26]

My flat has been a tip since the moment the girls arrived to the moment the girls left! I cannot wait to have a two bed home!