Meg/Mega5000

When this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shitposting. Mom to the smartest and sassiest 16 year old alive. I bleed awesome.

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I can't stop laughing at this

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ex husband got arrested yesterday for pot lmao
if he’s not in jail for being drunk then it’s drugs

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rip in pieces (this scene terrified me as a kid lmao)

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so with that shooting in Michigan City at the Speedway, I’ve been to said place hundreds of times

also….K knew the guy he was friends with his younger brother AND he was very familiar with where he was found

apparently the guy had a long rap sheet too

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now that I have carpal tunnel I didn’t realize how bad I was at playing snes games or any games for that matter

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UHHHHHHH WTF

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guess who is back twice in a day https://t.co/DwnLvVeI48

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neighbor’s house is on fire again and apparently it started in the basement????

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neighbor’s house got struck by lightning and now there’s at least a half dozen fire trucks here wtf

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rip in pieces

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happy birthday to me etc etc etc

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rip in pieces

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tfw ur little sister and her husband are stranded in NYC and they’re playing in the snow at Central Park

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Oh :(
Rip in pieces

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WTF IT’S AN ANTIQUE?????

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hap new year

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MURRAY CRIMBUS

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back in the hospital again 🙃

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u can thank him for this lol

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FUCKING STOP IT