megaNUT4k

mega NUT 4k

[megaNUT4k @megaNUT4k]

at my wedding and the bride is standing by the altar waiting but me n the homies are rippin dabs

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I’m at the international grocery store getting the most diverse items and picking them out with the utmost confidence. I’m reading the mandarin on the jars and grabbing the perfect ingredients for my authentic recipes. There’s no other white boys in li mings like me

[megaNUT4k @megaNUT4k]

Function > form

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This Lucky Strike just fell out of my freezer. Like a gift from god

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Lot of yall could learn a thing or two from this guy. Abe Lincoln. Ever heard of him?

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just got a notification that my dad joined telegram. I asked him why he joined telegram he said that’s how he texts his guanciale guy

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girlfriends gone time to watch videos of big waves hitting ships/tsunamis

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grampa keeps talkin about ham

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Been getting more fiber in my diet lately. Life is good

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Got a warranty on my guitar so I can use it in a home defense situation

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@jappel6898 not anymore! father was there briefly (he’s ok it was precautionary)

[billiam @BillRatchet]

i heard they’re tryna keep my boy Hunter Biden down. if it’s a crime to blow a bag and chill with baddies everyday than god damnit LOCK ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEY!!!!!!!!

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since when did they start checking your balls at the dentist too?

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since when did they start checking your balls at the dentist too?

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saw Stevie wonder last night and Stevie was telling a story and while telling the
story he used the words “I was driving from detroit…” and the crowd laughed but he wasn’t making a joke

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I’m out here giving it my all and putting my body on the line and what do I have to show for it? Nothing

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Fell in the river again I have to be the worst fisherperson of all time

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She said I changed when I started making bread. I said don’t get sour w me just bc Im getting all this dough. Im a self starter baby u already know

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@sl0th100 not true. He’s just really really bad at jumping

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fell in the fuckin river again goddammit

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@ssaammrroo Guy like me would’ve used that extra time to get some bread but I guess we can’t all be real bag chasers