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[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hio 8kgs Hanifa alilose Ni ya mtoi. Nmeona msee amameshw how is Lil Duale😂😂

[Tr Kapelo 🇰🇪 @Tr_Kapelo]

Nimewahi sota,...nikaweka deni ya 3k kwa kibanda, just living by hope 😂, mama mboga akona hakuna haja ya niongeze deni 😂, she used to cook her supper then ananieka kwa hesabu..her son was my agemate. That was more than a mum away from home. Sad I lost her contact.

[Max @BettKMax]

France ni kama wameletewa Emergency Paper .

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

If your Kenyan ID has a signature, then you know how to write. You cannot be an assisted voter. Olkalao DCP agents mkae rada.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kama kuna watu wakora hii nairobi ni hawa wa kununua vitu 2nd hand buying. Kitanda ya 16k mahogany 4 by 6 jamaa aliniangalia namna hii akasema 2500kes. I looked at him and bit his nose,after an hour of negotiating akanihurumia akaniongesea mia,2600kes. Capitalism bwana

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Imagine the set of frustrations England will face after this match.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Still waiting for Gladys Wanga to claim that it was Gachagua who stole relief food and took it to Homa Bay in her father’s home to hide.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

Bellingham hujua kuendea rebounce ....hio shot ya rice alikua hapo na emi martinez akingoja follow up😂

[MoHa𓃵 @pappi_kheed]

"Ningekua primary kwa insha yangu hao wote wenye walienda summer tides ningekua nimeshawaua " unakunywa pombe unakufa 😂😂.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Leo ni Friday, ukiamua kuenda sleepover kwa nyumba hulipi rent make sure umebeba padlock yako na ukameza funguo. No school will teach you this

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Side Chicks knows how to ginger you to have an erection again & again. As for house wives, they are pretenders, they don't want to show their true colours.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Doctors studied for 6 years and practiced for a whole year just so they can be supervised by that Gaucho goon 💀

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Mdem kukutoka juu ya shida is very much okay because there's no glory in suffering together, but kudai kubag that same woman after you're financially stable is mental illness

[I&N @mshancee__]

@polo_kimanii Mwewe huchagua vifaranga zangu buana, za mathe hujua kujificha🥲

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

African parents are very dishonest. Kuku zangu kule ocha hazijapita tisa tangu last year bwana. Kazi yao ni kuniambia nitume chakula ya kuku. Nataka niendee hizo kuku niziweke kwa balcony hapa Kasarani nijilishie. I know they have been eating my eggs

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 @kafangi]

Dem anataka nimlipie cab to and from kitengelea which ni 3100. Heri niende mombasa na SGR nikae kwa terminus nirudi na train ya usiku

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Afande amechomwa na maji moto, kufika hapa hosy hakuna hata gloves ya kumsaidia.

Jamaa has bought everything alafu bado anauliza kama SHA yake itafanya kazi.

Napenda sana hii incompetency, inafyeka hadi goons wenzao.

You teargas Kenyans in streets fighting for good governance only for you to enjoy the fruits of bad governance.

Ameskia usito.

[⚖️Preston🇪🇸 @pr3stonK]

Nimekumbuka nikiwa class 8 prayer day before KCPE, pastor alliambia parents “Angalia mtoto wako na umwambie i love you” 😂😂😂 My Dad dead ass turned akanisalimia akaniambia “si hio iko sawa!? Venye amesema!”😭😭😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Raila Odinga is the only person you could rig his elections and he agrees to have a talk with you, he believed “Nchi kwanza”

Sisi tuliobaki ukituibia kutanuka 😂😂

~Joakim Simiyu again

[The prime K @Kevoh273]

Na ukienda kureport mtu police station usisahau kumalizia na" alisema ata nikimreport haogopi juu akona pesa mingi"