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[MoHa𓃵 @pappi_kheed]

"Ningekua primary kwa insha yangu hao wote wenye walienda summer tides ningekua nimeshawaua " unakunywa pombe unakufa 😂😂.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Leo ni Friday, ukiamua kuenda sleepover kwa nyumba hulipi rent make sure umebeba padlock yako na ukameza funguo. No school will teach you this

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Side Chicks knows how to ginger you to have an erection again & again. As for house wives, they are pretenders, they don't want to show their true colours.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Doctors studied for 6 years and practiced for a whole year just so they can be supervised by that Gaucho goon 💀

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Mdem kukutoka juu ya shida is very much okay because there's no glory in suffering together, but kudai kubag that same woman after you're financially stable is mental illness

[I&N @mshancee__]

@polo_kimanii Mwewe huchagua vifaranga zangu buana, za mathe hujua kujificha🥲

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

African parents are very dishonest. Kuku zangu kule ocha hazijapita tisa tangu last year bwana. Kazi yao ni kuniambia nitume chakula ya kuku. Nataka niendee hizo kuku niziweke kwa balcony hapa Kasarani nijilishie. I know they have been eating my eggs

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 @kafangi]

Dem anataka nimlipie cab to and from kitengelea which ni 3100. Heri niende mombasa na SGR nikae kwa terminus nirudi na train ya usiku

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Afande amechomwa na maji moto, kufika hapa hosy hakuna hata gloves ya kumsaidia.

Jamaa has bought everything alafu bado anauliza kama SHA yake itafanya kazi.

Napenda sana hii incompetency, inafyeka hadi goons wenzao.

You teargas Kenyans in streets fighting for good governance only for you to enjoy the fruits of bad governance.

Ameskia usito.

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

Nimekumbuka nikiwa class 8 prayer day before KCPE, pastor alliambia parents “Angalia mtoto wako na umwambie i love you” 😂😂😂 My Dad dead ass turned akanisalimia akaniambia “si hio iko sawa!? Venye amesema!”😭😭😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Raila Odinga is the only person you could rig his elections and he agrees to have a talk with you, he believed “Nchi kwanza”

Sisi tuliobaki ukituibia kutanuka 😂😂

~Joakim Simiyu again

[The prime K @Kevoh273]

Na ukienda kureport mtu police station usisahau kumalizia na" alisema ata nikimreport haogopi juu akona pesa mingi"

[Haky @Haky49501827]

Kuna dem nishawai peleka hapo club Gemini kilimani sherehe on Thursday,tukaorder Sparkling wine Chamdor ya 3,500 KES,after some few sips,nikaenda washroom,kurudi nilipata dem ameswitch table anavuta shisha na maboyz flani hapo VIP wakikunywa Hennessy ya 17,000 KES,hazijawai shuka hivo🤦‍♂️wine yenyewe ilikuwa inaonja Stoney ile ya tangawizi,wine yenyewe hata waitress alituserve ndio aliimalizianga,dem mwenyewe hata sijawai delete number yake,nangojeanga nione akiteseka status huko watsap lakini wapi,juzi hata nimeona aki unbox iPhone 17 pro🙆‍♀️

[MonTana_Ke @KariukeyD]

@BoboWamboiKuria Pale ol kalou my shosh finally atapanda boat. Shida ni atapanda meli na SHA Yake bado haifanyi

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

So all of a sudden when we’re close to elections,where does KURA get the money to repair roads that have been impassable for years ? Where do they get money to do these busy projects they’re doing now? Do you guys see how urgently we need a full time functional Government

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha... Keumbu people walipewa 500 kurushia watu wa Linda Mwananchi mawe and the effects were instant.. Now the 500 is used up, and being a highway, people going or coming from Nairobi are not stopping to buy from them as they used to since the incident .. Mambo ni vulai😂

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Huku kwangu ni ugali mayai back to back beef labda yangu na baba Charlene

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Joakim Simiyu amesema SHA only works when depositing money 😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Argentina has played against Algeria and Cape Verde, and its next match is against Egypt. That midget is actually playing AFCON while legends are playing worldcup.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

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