Guess who’s doing a SMASH OR PASS!
Except basically everyone’s on the table (to DO IT on the table) sooo this’ll be a rating game
I’ll be grading you sexy bitches and hoes based on overall sexiness, whether or not it’d just be one night, and how kinky I’d be willing to get~
Guess who’s doing a SMASH OR PASS!
Except basically everyone’s on the table (to DO IT on the table) sooo this’ll be a rating game
I’ll be grading you sexy bitches and hoes based on overall sexiness, whether or not it’d just be one night, and how kinky I’d be willing to get~
@sparklyjesterx Right before Chaz was about to reply the drink clinked down in front of him, his big toothy grin getting bigger as he picked it up, “Sweet!”
He took a swing of his newly gifted treat before faking offence, “I’ll have you know that this was a CRISP 8.99. Before taxes.”
Chaz was dressed up head to toe in the most try hard, fake rich outfit you could imagine. Some cheap ass plastic fur coat, fake chains, a big pair of sunglasses that honestly made it hard to see the other VIP’s he was harassing. Let alone their annoyed expressions.
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@mega_d1cked
Strolling past the edge of the VIP lounge with his bells giving a sharp, rhythmic jingle, he slows to a dead stop the moment a familiar, overly loud boast cuts straight through the club music—his eyes narrowing in instant recognition before breaking into a wide, wickedly amused smirk as he spots Chaz trying way too hard to look like a high-roller by the bar.
"Well, well, well—look what the tide dragged into Lust! Somebody check the door, 'cause I know we didn't lower the VIP standards this much!"
Cartwheeling effortlessly onto the empty barstool right beside him and propping his chin on one robotic hand—his tail flicking with pure, unfiltered entertainment as he sizes the shark up from head to toe—he tilts his head.
"What's the angle today, Chaz? Did Greed finally kick you out, or are you just here to try and put drinks on a tab you can't actually pay?"
@sparklyjesterx He took a second to calm himself down after all… that. Reaching for his drink before realizing it was already finished. Cool.
He smoothed back his hair and started grinning again, snapping out of whatever that all was back to the classic fuck boy everyone knows and loves!
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@sparklyjesterx I didn’t mean anything by it!”
This is what happens when anything but sex comes out of his mouth!
“I wasn’t callin YOU the clown, I was asking about overall vibes clearly you ain’t traumatizing little Timmy’s tenth birthday, now let go man!”
@sparklyjesterx The VIP section quiets down as the conversation escalated, a few nosey eyes on them as they take notice to the jester’s outburst.
“WOAH HEY- FUCK ALRIGHT, NOT THE FACE!!!” He put his hands up away from Fizz, “I get it I get it! Fuck! No circus act, Jester’s ain’t clowns!”
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@sparklyjesterx “Jokes, juggling… weird laughter… and whoever can afford a real party clown might as well be royalty. It’s all the same weird make up too, again feeeeeels like it’s all about the hat.” He punctuates his point by flicking the bell on Fizz’s, “At LEAST when talkin’ bout looks.”
@sparklyjesterx He had to physically stop himself from making a dirty joke in response, he had such a good one too! All he did was pout a little as he carried on like a ‘normal person’
“Okay but like… you’re both still entertainers…”
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