MegaHead69

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

Omaha Beach has been secured.
Time to move inland.

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

@PeePeePooPooMqn HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE MAKER OF THE MODEL T!
*Sam proceeds to speed up the belt*

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

I wish I was as bold and confident as a musical director doing Hairspray with a 100% white cast

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

It's DM-Day, gents.
Godspeed.

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

@Meddy624 @parmesanlover1 Gonna be me pretty soon 😞

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

I have inappropriate dreams about Nick every night

[PeePee PooPoo Man @PeePeePooPooMqn]

Bro who tf on my roof on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

No one on the roof with me on this fine Wednesday morning :(

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

DM-Day is upon us.

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

@PeePeePooPooMqn I will endorse you as long as I get to be Vice Gnome.

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

I was rubbing lotion on my chest and nipples in my bedroom with the lights on while listening to NPR. I heard voices laughing outside. I'm pretty sure a bunch of junior high kids were watching and laughing at me 😞

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

Should I slide into her DMs tonight?

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

Public Radio
Specific Casino
Domestic Armadillo
Generic Flamingo
Islamic Rodeo
Gothic Portico
Archaic Manifesto
Pacific Banjo
Economic Cargo
Academic Cameo
Ethnic Calypso
Civic Sombrero
Ozempic Hero
Mosaic Taco
Graphic Lumbago
Epidemic Fiasco
Hellenic Soprano
Nordic Mambo

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

Ironic Ouro
Iconic Oreo
Demonic Gyro
Icelandic Hippo
Titanic Typo
Panic Disco
Jurassic Dino
Elastic Polo
Acidic Mango
Rustic Piano
Cosmic Buffalo
Dynamic Duo
Organic Potato
Auric Crescendo
Autistic Memento
Artistic Domino
Ballistic Torpedo
Chaotic Tornado
Carcinogenic Dorito

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

Ironic Ouro

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If they ever had a farmer's tan competition, my competitors would forfeit the moment they see me take my shirt off.

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

Hey guys, I know it's been a long time, but I just thought I'd let you guys know that Battle Hawk Fishing is officially returning.

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

You know you've got a real friend when you can talk hydraulics and pneumatics with them at 2 AM in an Xbox party

[MegaHead69 @mega_head69]

Y'all think @PeePeePooPooMqn is gettin some tonight?

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