DUNGEON MASTER: you heave open the door to the crypt! inside you find a skeletal mage and (checks notes) well to be honest I don't know how else to say this but she's serving cunt
You can go to school all you want but some things you have to learn on the job site. Like no class in veterinary school teaches you not to eat cotton candy from the fair across the street bc then your mouth will be blue when you tell a family you have to send their dog to hell