meg

im boring

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

One of the best smoke tricks I’ve ever seen

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

According to the small print on this kilo bag of Mini Eggs, a 'portion' is 8 eggs. 8 eggs. What am I, stranded on Mars? 8 eggs. They think I'm going to be doing fuckin meal prep with Mini Eggs? 8 eggs per portion. I've 8 eggs in my mouth right now and there's room for more!

[ㅤjeannette @jevnnette]

12/12 periods. another successful year ✨

[fernando. @notfjrod]

SPOTTED: Is that a lonely armed Serena at the hottest premiere of the year? Oh, don’t look so sad S, I bet your bestie Blair would’ve loved to be your plus one if she was invited. Better luck next time, B. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

[Marcus @MJS_96]

Alison Hammond during the ad break

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Real music always wins

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[dan barker @danbarker]

The career history of Pret A Manger's CEO, Pano Christou.

Nice to see things like this.

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

gandalf boiler room set , sometime between 1500 and 1600 S.A. (Second age)

[Animation Tweet City 2 @AniTweetCity2]

Hardest movie poster

[IIVVII🚩 @MsToinique_x]

I’m not even joking I actually need £100k.

[Ellen, PhD, ADHD @ellenwalex]

The worst symptom of burnout is the guilt for feeling like you haven't done enough to deserve to be burned out.

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

I just wanna tell you this morning. This isn’t me.