carl

whatever, i’m getting cheese fries

[carl @megaadime]

Ever just wanna mop the floor with a bitch??

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

People a little on edge right now or?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

insane that dating is just hanging out with someone until you either gradually become disgusted by them or you sign a paper telling the government you like them enough to continue hanging out with them forever

[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

the new iPhone costs $1449. when I turn on that camera and point it to the sky, I better see Jesus AND all 12 disciples.

[Russel Orhii @RusSwole]

Do what you HAVE to do so you can do what you WANT to do.

[desb @desbfit]

Diet starts tomorrow

[carl @megaadime]

@BuschBeer You bet 🍻

[carl @megaadime]

fall pictures call for @BuschBeer

[carl @megaadime]

men don’t do a damn thing around the house but as soon as you put the Christmas tree up before thanksgiving, they think they are entitled to put their two cents in about it

[Clayton Honn @Honn_2]

A bunch of local farmers got together today to help cut the beans of a farmer who passed away earlier this year. I was happy to be apart of it.

[carl @megaadime]

i’m excited for it to get cold out so people quit coming to the gym

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

She convinced 0.0006 of her following to buy lip kits at $30 a pop. Traded that coin for a car. Bugatti uses coin to pay their overhead/employees/profit. Money just circulates. Logically you should be more upset if she just sat on that $. Just admit the car is 🔥 and your salty.

[Abbey @abbeyyd14]

Big girls don't cry

Unless they're in college, then they cry at least 12 times a day

[carl @megaadime]

@shophopes319 will always be in my closet! Check out these two new arrivals coming soon 😍😭

[carl @megaadime]

date someone who gets just as excited as your dog when you walk in the door

[carl @megaadime]

#NewProfilePic

[carl @megaadime]

I pray you get what you’re wishing for. And if you don’t, I pray you get better.

[carl @megaadime]

🙌🏼

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

Social experiment. If someone is living their life, doing what they want and it’s not hurting you or anyone else...shut the fuck up 😀