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[megan @megaant]

@jbowlesx Sorry don't have any x

[megan @megaant]

@Scipolgrime I hope you've muted @ZNS_ and @jbowlesx too

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Shell's obscene £32,200,000,000 profits reminds us it's not a cost-of-living crisis because there's not enough wealth.

It's a cost-of-living crisis because the super-rich have hoarded all the wealth.

[megan @megaant]

cats are absolutely mental

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Toilet flushes should be pedals rather than handles.

[megan @megaant]

loyle carner tonight, submitting for the best Monday everrrrr

[megan @megaant]

@Andiebizzle im deleting my tweet incase the matrix come for me

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As the NHS is given an extra £250m to buy beds, bookies begin taking bets on which minister’s mate owns a mattress company.

[megan @megaant]

me coughing every 2 mins atm

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[megan @megaant]

@LukePeace92 Hahahaha was just saying this the other day it's so funny

[Layah Heilpern @LayahHeilpern]

Today I learnt Apple has a problem with @elonmusk but absolutely zero problem with child abuse…

Balenciaga’s app is still on the App Store.

[megan @megaant]

@lmzkx I know hahaha

[megan @megaant]

@zahrasaddy proof

[megan @megaant]

my airfryer changed my life

[megan @megaant]

@zahrasaddy i'm glad this doesn't have a q mark on the end because this shouldn't even be a question

[ashaley 🦋 @ash_kaashh]

the watcher on netflix was so good lmaooo them folks spent $7,000 on cameras & ain’t put not one on the mailbox

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Would be an incredible achievement to be elected leader of your party, become Prime Minister, kill the queen, tank the pound and get fired all within one menstrual cycle. Unreal girlbossing.

[megan @megaant]

Heard a helicopter for like 15 mins hovering, search on twitter and know exactly what's happened x I can sleep satisfied

[megan @megaant]

Twitter is so good for nosey people aka me

[megan @megaant]

did anyone else sob so hard in the stranger things last ep or just me??