Megan Abel

Toilet-trained, can cook and clean. Gets on well with others. Invariably late for things. Eats tomatoes under sufferance. Views are my own.

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@pistolwhipt @Joe_Nuttall Yes! There it is

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@pistolwhipt @Joe_Nuttall Also, cause you’re in water, you’re probably reading ‘The Toad’

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@pistolwhipt @Joe_Nuttall Showers are for ante meridian, baths are the life of the Blood Meridian

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@AgeofChemistry @weird_hist 100%

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@drjayneknight @ClassicsUTAS @emms_donnelly @belleduroe Thank you! 😊

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@piratsvinet @Cool3DWorld Well that was truly something special

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@DJFuller1991 @JoshElliott_29 I got ya

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Followed by: “Oooooh laboratory glassware” #chemist

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Minutes into the #BoagsBrewery tour, @abelissteven pipes up: “I could have brought my own safety glasses...” #chemist

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@piratsvinet yaaaaass

[Dr. Nicole Welk-Joerger @welkjoerger]

Do you nod during a class, lecture, speech, or conversation to show understanding/validate the speaker?

If so, KEEP IT UP.

TEACH OTHERS THE POWER OF THE NOD.

YOU'RE AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING.

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Listening to the #HTC103 lecture this week and: #thisissparta #isthissparta #memes

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@abelissteven Thanks for reminding me that this happened

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Watching @abelissteven forget Peter Rabbit‘s surname will please me for days

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One of the more amusing points from my study school this morning involved a student comparing Hesiod in ‘Works and Days’ to a baby boomer complaining about millennials #hesiod #babyboomers

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@JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy A Korean fried chicken place in Australia made a very funny joke today #gamichickenandbeer #potatoheavennow

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@KurtTemple

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Present from @abelissteven. Here’s me hanging off Zeus’ butt #ASSassinscreedodyssey

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@DJFuller1991 Oh mate, these guys were next level

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“Oh they’re all books?! I hate moving books. Have you thought about getting an e-reader?” #moving #thatsyourjob

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And, true to form, they’ve arrived at the new house not to unpack, but to go and get food #moving #thatsyourjob

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Poor @abelissteven gets to take the reigns while they unpack - and undoubtedly complain bitterly about it #moving #itsyourjob

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And the final nail in the moving coffin is some casual racism (“I only drink Australian beer”) and deciding that it’d be a cool move to take a massive shit in my toilet #moving #itsyourjob