Let’s get married and have kids so instead of relaxing on the beach you can keep sand out of their mouth while I blow up a raft and they ask if there is a pool.
Artists installed these neon pink seesaws on both sides of a slatted steel border fence so kids in the US and Mexico can play together https://t.co/aRdfstUbw6
Me: do you want a croissant or a muffin?
2.5: croissant
Me: *orders croissant and gives it to her*
2.5: noooo a muffin
Me: but you said croissant
2.5: muffffffiiiinnnnn
Me: FINE *orders muffin and gives it to her*
2.5: *puts muffin aside and eats croissant*
Less than 10 minutes til doors open at Great Lakes Brewing Co. for their Christmas Ale First Pour party! Here’s the line, around the block, in real time. Crazy! @GLBC_Cleveland
WATCH: A lioness at the Indianapolis Zoo fatally strangled her mate after living together for eight years, and officials don't know why https://t.co/RswDa9YUz7
Took my 11-year-old to the pediatrician, and as she sat tall, beautiful, and poised on the same little exam table where Dr. Lewis tested all her newborn joints 11 years ago, something unexpected washed over me. My daughter asked, “Dad, are there tears in your eyes?”. There were.