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[mari @megacoolmari]

If I got a dollar in the time I choked on cat hair...

[mari @megacoolmari]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @nicolebyer: thank you making me tehehe @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/vGNsA1DclP

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Do you want @TheGingerMinj to snatch the crown? 👑 Let your voice be heard by using #TeamGinger across social media! 🏁 #AllStars6

[mari @megacoolmari]

I wonder how my hair actually looks likes. Sorry, I have high self-esteem, so i think everything I do is amazing. It take me a few hours or days to come back to reality.

[mari @megacoolmari]

@SilkyGanache Bitch you killed it, haters are just mad that they could never!

[mari @megacoolmari]

Sweet baby Jesus, why are my cousins so fucking stupid?

[mari @megacoolmari]

I love how the same people that say the don’t want to wear mask because they are not “sheep”and the same people who say “the lord is my shepherd” 🤔

[mari @megacoolmari]

@Razooooo112 She’s adorable, congrats

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

Who ever ran faster because of weed..?

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

The post-COVID part of this year is going to be that Parks & Rec where all the "March 31" events come up at once.

[mari @megacoolmari]

Umm okay, so the last six minutes of @NBCThisisUs truly are important. Waited three hours to finish those last 6 minutes & oh shit, talk about a roller coaster ride of emotions.

[mari @megacoolmari]

I know there’s so much hate in the world... but there’s two type of people we should add to that list:
1. People who don’t put back their shopping carts. 2. People who don’t use their turn signals.

[mari @megacoolmari]

Okay, @peacockTV really know how to make me keep this Subscription don’t they.

[Peacock @peacock]

#Psych3? You know that's right. 🍍

[mari @megacoolmari]

It’s been a lovely 12 years of ranting...

[mari @megacoolmari]

Seriously, talk about a good year...

[NPR @NPR]

🎸 1971 is widely considered one of the best years in music history. Here are the top 50 tracks of the year, as compiled by public radio stations.
https://t.co/6wIIyrqjKk

[mari @megacoolmari]

When you recall the same email 3 times... that’s how my Tuesday is going.

[mari @megacoolmari]

What the fucking fuck!? Are you fucking kidding me!? & I thought Texas was getting better. Clearly I was wrong.

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

Texas House OKs bill that would allow people to carry handguns in public without license or training https://t.co/nDGfhxURmI

[mari @megacoolmari]

After watching arrested development for the 40th time, I have come to the conclusion that @CharlizeAfrica is the reason it got canceled. Just weird story line that went on too long.

[mari @megacoolmari]

Definitely one of the greatest shows of all time, but an added appreciation after listening to this podcast. https://t.co/98ZiZlh5Ng

[mari @megacoolmari]

Finally on the last season of Lost & my my fucking goodness it’s fucking dragging ass! Seriously the worst season of them all.

[mari @megacoolmari]

Watching Lost for the first time & oh my goodness I just wish Kate would die in every episode. How could they write someone so fucking stupid?