Megha Garg

perpetually hungry chudail

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I give myself reasons to eat junk everyday - kal exam hai, aaj exam tha, aaj baarish ho gayi

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Growing up is realising that lack of vitamin D and B is the reason for 90% of your problems

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Spent ₹1000 and waited 45 minutes for a 2 min consultation, only for the doc to tell me my thumb hurts because I use my phone too much 👍

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Felt like a unicorn while taking a shower after playing Holi because of all the pink, purple and blue in my hair. I’m not complaining

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saw a man wearing a green shirt with pink pants and the first thing that came to my mind was strawberry matcha 😗

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Life so boring that my primary source of tea is my mom and her friend circle

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Unfortunately the satisfaction I derive from an outing / event depends on the number of good pictures I get there

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Is it just me or all the Rapido / Uber drivers look very different from their photos? I am 90% sure it’s not the same person coming for pick up

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When your brain tricks you into thinking you’re craving something spicy but your taste buds hate it instantly 😡

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Adulting sucks because why is my dad no longer offering to pay for my flight tickets to home

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Yaar ye group mei vacation pe jaane wale log, stories toh alag daal diya karo

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The fear of everything in your life beginning to go wrong because it has been good for too long now

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What is the worst task at work and why is it making a PPT

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This aunty in Mumbai metro literally told me ‘thoda dhakka maaro’ to make space for myself

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@catpicsdealerr Definitely lipsticks, completely elevates the look!

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I need to stop eating out of boredom

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god bless for friends who exactly understand what your music taste is

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@jainuinetweets Phirse chahiye

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Seeing DU 2023 graduates live the life I was living last year around this time is making me feel so nostalgic - future plans sorted, no stress of assignments or exams, hanging out with your besties everyday 🥹

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@muskmalonee Sooo happy for you 🥹 you deserve the best

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Why do autowalas trust themselves more than Google maps