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washed and wise 🇵🇷 ♉️💎 #momlife 👧🏻💚🔥#mentalhealthawareness #BBW

[puertoricanpersephone 🍉 @megaggin]

Happy birthday E. I miss you. 🤍

[Tyl (sounds like till) @ThatYungLad]

somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

Absolutely

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Hear me out…

Since we’re having such a hard time finding male candidates without a history of abuse, sexual assault, or rape maybe it’s time we started electing more women.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on some shit you couldn’t even begin to fathom

[ً @prinkasusa]

"Women are so emotional."

Meanwhile, after a woman requested a divorce, her husband k*lled all 8 of their children.

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

Well, when a child is conceived, the DNA split is 50/50 from both parents. Except for one small detail: mitochondrial DNA. It’s passed down only through the mother and never through sperm.
Which means something interesting: all living humans can trace their mitochondrial line back to one woman, not one man.
And every daughter born continues passing that same line forward.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

The most jealous bitch you know is a man

[puertoricanpersephone 🍉 @megaggin]

One of my students died this past weekend and I feel like this is the cherry on top of my burnout. Idk if I can keep doing what I’m doing. This is beyond heartbreaking.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

I’LL SAY IT AGAIN:

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[no labels yuli⁷ is seeing bts!! @heolaholic]

FUCK ENGLAND FUCK JUNE BELLINGHAM FUCK HARRY KANE FUCK QUEEN ELIZABETH FUCK ONE DIRECTION FUCK FISH AND CHIPS FUCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE FUCK THE BEATLES FUCK HARRY POTTER FUCK THE BIG BEN FUCK ISAAC NEWTON FUCK TEA AND CRUMPETS FUCK ED SHEERAN FUCK WINNIE THE POOH FUCK THE CURE

[parker @spiderfish]

brazil & mexico on the same day. white people will never stop being evil.

[puertoricanpersephone 🍉 @megaggin]

Happy birthday Merica. Your party sucked because you’re a stupid bitch.

[puertoricanpersephone 🍉 @megaggin]

The problem is I don’t love America.

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

Happy 250th America 🇺🇸
Genocide of the indigenous 🇺🇸
Legal slavery until 1863 🇺🇸
Legal segregation until 1964 🇺🇸
No credit cards for women until 1974 🇺🇸
Only country to use a nuclear weapon 🇺🇸
Most incarcerated nation on earth 🇺🇸
Only major economy w/o universal healthcare 🇺🇸

[Aisha @AishaaaMarie]

I dont date men without fathers, and I don’t date men with kids. I don’t date men in addiction. I don’t date men that hate women. I don’t date ugly men. And I don’t date men that can’t lead better than me. Thinking my singleness is ever a man’s decision is where you fcked up.

[puertoricanpersephone 🍉 @megaggin]

Make sure yall keeping those babies hydrated

[💕Mide💕 @HaYoMiDe_]

Fifty shades of eggs😭😭

[Rylee @femceldrainer]

I want Mexico to win the World Cup because I believe in love