Kyle

San Diego b&r, livin every day like it's 2007

[Philly’s Okayest Lawyer @phillyliquorlaw]

This is like a level 7 meme. I can’t possibly explain this to my mom.

[dandy andy 🇵🇸 @andyhartss]

This is how all of my college friendships started man

[JΔCΞ @P4LSEC]

> be me
> see battlefield 6 beta out, download it
> tuck kids in, load dishwasher, tell buddies I’m hopping on
> open steam, “please update steam”
> fuckin gabe
> update steam
> game update required, dammit
> download update, click play
> secure boot not enabled
> fuckin PRC
> go to reboot to get into bios and enable secure boot
> windows update
> mfw
> apply update, reboot, forget to hit F2
> reboot again, press F2. Nothing. Loads right into Windows.
> reboot, mash F2. Nothing.
> reboot, mash F1, F2, F11,F12, DEL. Nothing.
> reboot, see Bluetooth keyboard disconnects until PC boots into windows
> fuckin bill gates
> find wired keyboard in old box in garage
> finally make it into bios
> secure boot already enabled
> fuckin GRU
> reboot, login, open steam, click play game
> game loader loads
> update Nvidia firmware to play
> fuckin Jensen
> mfw
> open Nvidia app
> app needs to update
> update app, open app, update firmware
> 2gb update
> fuckin jensen again
> finish update, play game
> bedtime in a few mins
> mfw

[GLIZZYGOAT @glizzygoat420]

Call me Mike Vick the way I’m about to put these dogs down

[clare @sadderlizards]

good news! they’re taking you out back. old yeller style

[The London Eye @TheLondonEye]

One million likes and we will make it happen x

[Cultured Crusader @CatholicXenu]

People are playing Oblivion and watching Revenge of the Sith...

Welcome back, mid 2000s

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

lockpicking in oblivion 20 years later

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

OBLIVION REMASTERED

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

And so you don’t have to wait, we’re releasing the oblivion remaster RIGHT NOW!

Me and everyone else who isn’t unemployed

[RuneScape: Dragonwilds @RSDragonwilds]

It is 2007. I am chopping trees in RuneScape to level up my woodcutting. A Lady Gaga album is in the charts. I'm excited to play the new Oblivion game.

It is 2025. I am chopping trees in RuneScape to level up my woodcutting. A Lady Gaga album is in the charts. I'm excited to play the new Oblivion game.