Mega Jokes

Funny jokes to Brighten up your day :) [email protected]

[Donnie @RevoltingBoy]

Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, it’s like coloring... all you do is STAY BETWEEN THE FUCKING LINES!

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BIGGEST LIE TOLD IN SCHOOLS: bullying will not be tolerated

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it’s annoying when you are fuckin fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t wanna start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

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if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs

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why do boobs have to be covered? what secrets do they hold?

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congratz to all the kids that turn 18 this year and will look at porn for the first time ever

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RT @HSanders54: This is why i text and drive! "Boston carjacking victim says he pulled to the side to answer a text. He was then carjacked.

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When I die please destroy my laptop and cell phone. Thank you.

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I think the coolest thing would be to see a new color.

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What if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth?

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I want to make my tears so expensive that no one could afford them...

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RT @iSHMOOZE Pain is natural - suffering is optional.

#StolenTweet

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Dear Acne. I hate you. More than any thing else. Leave me alone.

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Hate that feeling that my life is on auto pilot

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The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest :)

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I’m so sick of this long distance relationship... fridge, you get in my room now.

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Apple iPhone 5 (Latest Model) - 32GB - White & Silver (Sprint) Smartphone: http://t.co/Nig8ajAg #ebaymobile

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how mothers deliver a baby from little girl point of view, http://t.co/P0xvgOTc

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Apple iPhone 5 (Latest Model) - 32GB - White & Silver (Sprint) Smartphone: http://t.co/Nig8ajAg #ebaymobile

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Why do famous ppl think that they can only date other famous people? Like, you're limiting your chance to find your soulmate.