Megaleg

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

Ragebaiting someone on PS6 then reporting their account so they get banned and lose 1000s of dollars worth of games forever

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

Deltarune fans will make a modern Mona Lisa and act like “Yeah I just randomly thought about making this no biggie”.

[🎃Big Gleb🎃 @GlebMelnikov8]

Ace Attorney ass situation

[Megaleg @Megaleg2]

Oh boy, can’t wait for people to miss the point of this and post clips of this on TikTok with the aura farming music

[Monster Hunter Jhokes @QuirklessStoner]

If Rajang in the wilds dlc

[Maximilian Dood @maximilian_]

Bro, this website is incredible if you hate stuff.

[Tsuki 🫧 @MidnightBoshi]

@Elkiwinator

[Kiwi @Elkiwinator]

lagiacrus is the worst monster in the series and i have no idea why people wanted it to come back

[Monster Hunter Jhokes @QuirklessStoner]

New players after defeating the 7-star Arkveld getting to the dlc and it’s a oneshot 15-star Chatacabra

[Frank Torres @MrFrankTorres]

@DiscussingFilm Oh. But Toys Can Still Hurt You.
Try Stepping On One Of These! 😀

[Megaleg @Megaleg2]

@DiscussingFilm And no one’s ever choked on an online comment, but little kids choke on toys

[🦀👺Gurbur - Comm slots 2/4 @Gurbur_cabhat]

No one could handle the humor of having someone plead for their life during a rajang pin like that one guy from that call of duty clip

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Megaleg @Megaleg2]

Kingdom Hearts IV needs to have a Who Framed Roger Rabbit world so bugs bunny can be there too

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[paige : mh3 enjoyer @gandalfsoda]

Is this my legacy. Creating the onomatopoeia for great jaggi

[Frost Dragonheart @FrostDrakeHeart]

Anyone else see what I'm seeing?