Megan Eischeid

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Being a fan of the Minnesota Vikings

[Megan Eischeid @megan_ae]

I am once again asking why Kevin O'Connell is wearing the same sweatshirt????? @Vikings #MondayNightFootball

[Megan Eischeid @megan_ae]

Is KOC sewn into that shirt? Why does he never wear anything else!? Pay him more @Vikings!!! #whiteout #MinnesotaVikings

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Vikings when they fall behind in a game

[NFL @NFL]

WINNESOTA VIKINGS.

[Megan Eischeid @megan_ae]

@TeawithTolkien @ericpec71

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans)

[Olivia Karas @olivia_karas]

Happy #WorldHealthDay. Eat the pasta if you want it. Say no to plans if you’re tired, or yes if you need to let loose. Lay in bed all day if that makes you happy. Take the vacation. Buy the shoes. Call an old friend. Your happiness is your own. You set the rules.

[T 🌙 @tieyoo]

The spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Man threw his family away to play the Panthers two time a year

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[erin chack @ErinChack]

you're never too old to achieve your dreams. prince charles is 73 and he just got his first job.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

I paid off all of my student loan debt and I absolutely, unequivocally support forgiving *other people's* loan debt because I'm not a ghoul who derives his worth by how much other people suffer.

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

Preemptively posting this.

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

i think it's very funny that the house of the dragon guys are like "we want to reflect the misogyny of the time period" the time period is the twelfth of makebelieve. it's the 149th year of sir gooby the dragonfoot. it's the eighth age of targabargabor. it's literally made up

[Megan Eischeid @megan_ae]

@SW_Moment @ericpec71 😅😅😅

[Erica @PrettEinPink]

When y’all see me in this swimsuit mind ya bidness. I thought we was gonna die for like the last 3 years so I been snackin. This beach gonna get the body I give it.

[Megan Eischeid @megan_ae]

@beischeid80

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.