Megan

If you play bass and own a mountain goat you can be in my life.

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

I want to see a cool down room for the 3 slowest drivers of the race #F1

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

As if someone just said "I doubt you know what a clutch is" because I drive an auto 🙃🙃🙃

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Paid to have an open letter to Liz printed in her local constituency paper lol

#lycettwantsliz

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

Why will I never hear @themaine play English Girls live? 💔

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

I think my flat needs some Sea Monkys

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

@helloimbirdy @Calpk96 @10DowningStreet At least you got shots - where were my shots?

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

My favourite game to play is "which handbag will I find my calculator in today?"
Keeps me on the edge of my seat

[Aggro Santos @aggrosantos]

Bottle of water can be 50p in the shop, £2 at the gym, £3 in the cinema and £6 on a flight. Same water. Only thing that changed was the value. Next time you feel your worth is nothing maybe you’re in the wrong place 💯

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

Witney needs a @NandosUK

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

I wish I could shazam on Spotify

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

Why are the hiccups so shit

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

Hey @AldiUK quick question - the fuck is that in my pie? 🤢

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

@therealgokwan talking about his death spreadsheet is the best thing I have ever heard

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

How do I become besties with @joelycett?

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

I just did an awkward turtle and no one under 23 understood what it meant.
I feel old.

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

Why does BT think @danielricciardo is trying to scam me? 😔

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

My tutor just forgot what a Chocolate Orange was called.
To explain it to us, she described it as a Chocolate that looks and tastes like an orange.
I have a feeling it's going to be a long day.

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

Do you know what I miss? Norton.

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

Big fan of the fact @seetickets is telling me I can still go and see @NeckDeepUK in Brixton tomorrow and that it's not been postponed 👏👏👏

[Megan @megan_bowmar]

Nothing makes a Saturday better than realising your washing machine has been leaking for 2 months cqusing damage yo my kitchen and then @CurrysServices hanging up on me after being on the phone for 50 minutes 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃