🐸megan the demon

she/ her • 22 • Sagittarius • +61 • enthusiast of many things

[🐸megan the demon @megan_dotcom]

If we can’t bond over being attracted to shego from Kim possible Idk man

[yuki @ruicharadrius]

australia's horrible wifi is fucking hilarious.
we built wifi.
aussies invented wifi.
the irony of our invention working like SHIT in our own country is so ridiculous.

[Sunny| (🔴LIVE on twitch🔴) @SunnyXkies]

@glitch_prod Honestly I immediately came up with this in my brain!!

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

it's officially february 21st and zelda's 40th anniversary in japan as of now..

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

I don't have an "attention deficit." I have an attention allocation error.

I possess the laser focus of a neurosurgeon.

Unfortunately, I am currently performing surgery on my Spotify playlists to organize them by "vibes," while the patient (my actual job) is dying on the table

[moon milf @loremachina]

I mean this in genuinely the nicest way possible: if you lack the executive function to regularly cook for yourself, then please don’t have children

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

my love language is forcing everyone to become obsessed with the legend of zelda so they suffer with me. i am the opposite of a gatekeeper. i am a gateway.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

wishing so much harm on anyone who calls child rape “sex with underage women”

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.
The President of the US raped children.

[Terms of Sagittarius @SagittariusTerm]

#Sagittarius is the best sign.

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

straight ship for gay people no i won't elaborate

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me

[fawn @fawnncel]

you know it’s getting bad when you start listening to the music you listened to at 14

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i think someone died on the set of Wicked and they’re covering it up

[Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @sensorystories_]

Internalized autism is being held to neurotypical standards because you look completely "normal," failing to meet those standards because you're literally disabled, then being told your entire life that you're not quite good enough. 😒