Megan

[Megan @megan_fields17]

can we normalize not putting addresses on resumes? wtf you need my address for, you’re not even gonna send me a “thanks but no thanks”
email

[Del Lusional @Del_Lusionalx]

The one who saved my life and stomped the shooter’s face in was not a drag queen, she is a trans woman. Let’s not call trans women drag queens during this time of grieving over a transphobic attack.

[Megan @megan_fields17]

got to that point in my day where I need to pop an addy to keep working (and by addy I mean Advil because I’m 27 and I have a headache)

[Megan @megan_fields17]

I don’t know if this is a universal thing or if only my hairstylist does this, but she’ll say “we’re just going to let you sit for a couple minutes” and then I look at the timer and she’s set it for 15 minutes! just say 15 minutes before I start to question my sense of time!

[Megan @megan_fields17]

I’ve never really understood people’s fear about dining out alone. just because my friends/family/etc are busy doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a nice roast chicken and glass of wine if I feel like it

[Megan @megan_fields17]

at the ripe age of 27, I’ve realized adulting looks totally different for each person. for me, it’s wearing pajamas while I work from home and watching Jeopardy at 7:30, and that works for me

[Megan @megan_fields17]

on the 246th anniversary of this country’s independence, I would like to wish a very sincere fuck you to Supreme Court Justices Amy Coney Barrett, Samuel A. Alito Jr, Brett Kavanaugh, Neil M. Gorsuch, and the biggest fuck you to Clarence Thomas

[Megan @megan_fields17]

is anyone else so unspeakably furious about the shit going on in the country that they can’t form words? I’ve been trying to voice how enraged I am for the past week but words don’t do this kind of anger justice

[Taniel @Taniel]

The final paragraph of the three liberals' Dobbs dissent:

"With sorrow—for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection—we dissent. "

[Megan @megan_fields17]

you either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward

[Megan @megan_fields17]

I wish someone who understood evolutionary psychology would please explain intrusive thoughts to me. why do I have the urge to put salt in my tea just because it’s in front of me

[Megan @megan_fields17]

okay, who’s got the kill switch for the planet

[Megan @megan_fields17]

@Cfields_98 I’ll consider it, as long as I don’t know that you’re there

[Megan @megan_fields17]

I know a lot of people are really into it but I am BEGGING my future husband to never propose to me in a public place or with members of my family present

[Megan @megan_fields17]

@ProulxHunter what part of “family” didn’t you get?!

[Megan @megan_fields17]

if you are someone who vocally does not support women’s reproductive rights, then kindly shut the fuck up

[Megan @megan_fields17]

@rgawlikjr @spchlapowski honestly YES, I watch it after Jeopardy and this show is definitely more mature than I remember haha

[Megan @megan_fields17]

I thought family feud was a family show but they used used cinnamon ring as a synonym for butthole

[Megan @megan_fields17]

@spchlapowski this family on right now is so Southern they’re afraid to say testicle so this woman said “poop ball” instead

[Megan @megan_fields17]

it’s amazing what a hot cup of tea before bed will do for you after a hard day