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Grandpa at heart || do something strange for a little bit of change

[meg @megan_marry]

When i die i want my funeral to be in the style of a Comedy Central Roast, ending with me being launched into space

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

before the year ends, i wanted to document the most unhinged conservative moments of 2022 in one place. here it is

the tucker carlson unsexy m&m scandal

[Molly Clarke 🩵 @mollyaclarke]

i swear to god. if one of you doesn’t go get fishtopher…

https://t.co/fpr71yOUL2

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've been choking turtles with my bare hands

[hippie longstocking @_DockEllis]

As I was leaving work tonight my coworker said "enjoy your night" and i was like "the mets game is on so I won't" and they said "oh are they having a bad year?" And i said "no they're having the best year of my life" and they stared at me like i was insane

[New York Mets @Mets]

YA GOTTA BELIEVE! #LGM

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“what if YOU were aborted?” bro does it look like I wanna be here rn

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Let's be clear, wealthy women will always have access to whatever doctors, medicines and procedures that they want. Ending Roe is an attack on the autonomy of poor and working class women.

[New York Mets @Mets]

Meet the newest member of our team, @MetsVetDog!

The @AmazinMetsFdn is sponsoring a future service dog in partnership with @AmericasVetDogs. We want you to help name him! Cast your vote below.

[meg @megan_marry]

@ktdob ❤️

[JP @jpbrammer]

in my hometown wearing a blazer and yelling on business calls for the next two days in the hopes it will attract a strapping young man who will show me the true meaning of Christmas

[JP @jpbrammer]

“when was the first time you saw yourself in a book?” the DSM-5

[meg @megan_marry]

Bedside nursing is ✨toxic✨

[meg @megan_marry]

Called out sick from work and before I even hung up the phone I heard the staffing office talking shit about me

[Ryan @ryangardiner15]

PAIN