megan

my house smells like roses and dragons blood and I’m currently doing my best. big fan of all prairie dogs, despite the plague

[megan @megan_middle]

Walter just got attacked by ANOTHER off leash dog within the 3 block radius of our house. It's literally happened three times in the last week I fucking hate this place

[Katy (not a girl) 🧡🤍🩷🐞 @hey_its_katy]

Everyone is so mean for no fucking reason. “You don’t owe anyone anything” has completely destroyed people’s ability to be kind. Because actually we do owe people kindness, care, and understanding.

[megan @megan_middle]

get crazy with the cheez whizz

[dakota @im2hai]

i’m a loser baby so why dont you kill me is top ten bars ever

[megan @megan_middle]

The deodorant for $2 is what's really killing me

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[tia @ilovevoicenotes]

Damn i used to wake up on 100 in 2024

[megan @megan_middle]

tbell employees accidentally added a crunchy taco supreme to my box today and I had a very unfortunate, very sobering moment about what menu items I'm about to say a forever goodbye bc of the food supply issues

(beefy potato loaded griller, I will Never Forget you😢)

[Circe @vocalcry]

Just remember that any time you go out and socialize this week, you’ll be meeting people that are *not* attending Burning Man. Cherish them.

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

It’s 2026. It’s not officially autumn until they recall pumpkin spice for having arsenic in it

[m¡ @buddieomen]

fomo de ter um grupo de amgs codependentes :(

[fa @faahlso]

@Yancamirella1 Faculdade de medicina: 6 anos
Greys anatomy: 21 anos

vc confia mais em quem

[Support my pinned! @redbqckspider]

A 16 yr old girl is dead and the BDSM crowd is still acting like the victim get over yourselves honestly

[megan @megan_middle]

Anyways, if you're bipolar, this is your sign to take your meds! This roommate was off them at the time, and I found out through the grapevine that they regretted what happened. Unfortunately that means nothing since they never apologized and I was still homeless because of them!

[megan @megan_middle]

As silly as Adults looks, I will not be partaking🙂 turns out getting kicked out of the first home you felt safe in because you asked your roommate if they could work on being less mean to you actually has a long last impact on how much you trust people!! Who knew!!

[megan @megan_middle]

As silly as Adults looks, I will not be partaking🙂 turns out getting kicked out of the first home you felt safe in because you asked your roommate if they could work on being less mean to you actually has a long last impact on how much you trust people!! Who knew!!

[Roulette @uranoutofluck]

Eventually the dolls aren't enough. Because it's not about sex, it's about control and power. All this does is give them enough of a taste to know how bad they want it before they move onto girls and women.

[inia 🪭 @iniageoffrensis]

No hay que coger con tipos con novia no por una cuestión moral sino porque no hay que hacerles creer que pueden tener a dos mujeres.

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.

[no me llamo joan @joanxsa]

Mi filosofía últimamente es: “no grabes, siempre encontrarás un video mejor que el tuyo en redes sociales”

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

THE SEXUAL PREDATORS ARE USING REAL PICTURES OF REAL CHILDREN FROM FACEBOOK TO CREATE AI PORN AND A MASONIC JUDGE SAID ITS TOTALLY FINE

IF YOU GENERATE AI PORN OF CHILDREN YOU SHOULD BE SHOT NOT GIVEN FEDERAL PROTECTION

FUCK IT ALL