Megan Samide

oh, twitter thread? i just thought y’all were really into sewing

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

if i had a dollar for every time i fake laughed at a customer’s joke, i wouldn’t even need a job

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

do you think carrie underwood actually dug her keys into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive?

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

my eyes really be like: O_o

[anna ◡̈ @notablyanna]

does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

normalize saying no to hanging out with people because you simply don’t feel like it

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

instagram be giving us everything except the old algorithm 😭😭😭

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

ke$ha really had me believin that boys would be blowin up my phone

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Damn, is it October 1929? Because I am in a Great Depression:/

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

stress level: when miley had to choose between jesse and jake

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

dreading the day my child asks me to help them with their homework

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

me: takes buzzfeed quizzes and calls it self reflection

[betty⸆⸉ @zourvy]

Click on the elephant

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[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

ever look through your snap memories and think “this did not age well”?

[James @CaucasianJames]

i love laying on a good carpet. mmm so soft, yet so flat

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

do you constantly talk about how you want to die all the time or are you normal?

[:p @UnkleDell]

normalize dropping out of college and disappointing your family

[Q.🍫 @PINKdot_COM]

I love it here.

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

just realized mother’s day is this sunday. can’t wait to see the look on my mom’s face when i give her the gift of me

[Megan Samide @megan_samide]

my mom said i needed to be more productive. i told her i took 4 quizzes today. she doesn’t have to know they were buzzfeed quizzes