Megan Thompson

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[Flea @flea333]

I miss hugs. When this is over I’m gonna hug every motherfucker I see

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

That's my quarterback

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

Trumps about to execute a white supremacist, while trying to free a black rapper from jail, as he pushes prison reform that directly benefits families of black men, while calling out a city where minorities are victims of crime & blight. if Trumps a racist, he sucks at it.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

I shouldn’t be allowed to go to Target and Home Goods in the same day 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

you know a wise man once said nothin at all

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

I miss him.
https://t.co/bPITUbfqfO

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

I feel like the Sunday after daylight savings time ends is hands down the most depressing day of the year

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

Does anyone else try to stop eating pistachios before finishing the entire bag? Shits hard

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

I only have car trouble when I’m alone and it’s pouring rain

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

Agreeing with my coworkers like “ya, adulting sucks so bad”
.. while I’m online purchasing a jumbo pack of metallic gel pens and Disney’s Pocahontas soundtrack is playing through my headphones

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

..... 3 hours later

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

Bear before college game day: “who’s ready to shotgun some beers?!!!” 🤙🏻

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

If you’re driving in the left lane and going exactly the speed limit gtfo

[World Surf League @wsl]

Unique angle of an insane barrel with Ry Craike

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

From some dude being ejected from his car off an overpass to a poor man having a heart attack at Waffle House (of ALL places?!) to a few kids thinking it’d be cool to try “cheese” (black tar heroin + Tylenol PM) ... just another casual Sunday in trauma ICU 😳

[Megan Thompson @megan_thom]

There are about 4 Starbucks locations in the entire DFW metroplex that know me by name and drink order. Not ashamed.

[Blake Lively @blakelively]

Of all the favors I’ve been asked... this is the most -- Yeah, I’m just gonna quit while I’m behind.