Megan Bobe

peachy

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

There aren't enough pillows in the world.

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

To all Democrats that are watching this unfold and can't understand how the public is voting for such an evil person:

Take it from a former Democrat - the media has propagandized you.

They have lied to you.

They do not want to tell you the truth.

They just want to make you a rabid Democrat supporter, regardless of how terrible the candidate is, so they can control you.

They want your attention. That's it. They don't want to make you smarter or more informed.

They want to control you.

Today is a chance to break free of their chains.

Start by recognizing that it is not your fault. Their grip is very strong. They've been doing this for decades. It is a corrupt system.

Do not let other people think on your behalf.

Do not outsource your intelligence.

Do not let others control your mind.

It's yours.

Do not be afraid to trust your gut. Do not be afraid to question everything. Do not be afraid to speak out.

We are all Americans. We love each other. We are building this country together.

But we cannot do this effectively if we let others think on our behalf.

Do not support a party just because others have told you to.

Do not hate a person just because others have told you to.

Only you get to decide, on your own merit.

No one else.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Everyone talks about baby snoopy but nobody talks about enormous mom snoopy

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

@roxannefequiere Whatd you get!

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

@roxannefequiere I thought I was alone in preferring beast mode 👏🏻

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

@roxannefequiere Anddddd... hello new jello craving!

[jordan buckley @jordanbuckley]

Slimer from Ghostbusters needs an origin story.

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

@roxannefequiere Whoever did this can go straight to hell

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

@roxannefequiere https://t.co/FEib5Cjrg1

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

@roxannefequiere I am SCREAMING

[serotonin mami @roxannefequiere]

The Lil Jon and Petey Pablo cameos

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Any time we're impressed by what non-human animals do, it's simply because we previously underestimated their intelligence.

Yes, apparently, you can play Jenga with a Dog.

[Video: 90 sec]
https://t.co/z4scFebrRG

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

Henry just asked me to order him an invisibility cloak on Amazon.

[Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman]

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

@agoraphobevidal I’m so sorry Mike. ❤️

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

“Mace Windu is bald, but he’s cool”

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

@agoraphobevidal I was scrolling upwards when I saw this and I just fucking choked.

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

Also, Bird dick almost always comes accompanied by a thumbs up. 👍🏻

[Megan Bobe @meganbobe]

In my most recent discovery on this journey with the almost 3yo language: Bird dick. Bird. Dick. Translation? Perfect.