Megan Boyle

Born at 4:14pm on October 15, 1985

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“Jack sprat could eat no fat / his wife could eat no lean” is my Roman Empire

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Nobody has it right including me

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What am I going tontweeet about

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I’m giving up on not picking my nose whenever I want

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Now that two people follow me it’s like I’m in a group chat with two strangers that they initiated without introducing themselves or saying anything

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Followerless audienceless twitter is the final frontier

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A gradient of every face that’s ever lived would mean eventually there’d be a face on either side of your face nearly identical to your face except one degree more like the first-ever face to one side and one degree more like the last-ever face on the other side

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Now that no one follows me and I follow no one I can finally tweet in peace

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I forgot to set a timer to reactivate my account.