megan

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[megan @megancd_04]

what if you had to mow your carpet

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die

[clare @sadderlizards]

saturday night let’s go crazy

[marco ☭ 🔻 @OcramsReyzor]

Voted for Zohran illegally 6 times from Chicago

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

I don’t care if this sounds elitist cause I really don’t think it is, you do not deserve a degree if you cannot write a basic research paper pertaining to your field of study without using ai

[erika @yeeeerika]

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

temperatures dip below 70 for one day and y’all forget how to act

[jordan @mosscircle]

just checked my credit card statement . anyone feeling particularly generous towards a beautiful young academic

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

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[☔ @Whotfismick]

me waiting for the alcohol to kick in so i can lose my shyness

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

she doesn’t want flowers she wants this

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“suicide postponed” and it’s a picture of a bagel

[max nation supreme leader @mlmferdinand]

it's always lorde stuns in new photo and never lorde stuns in new album