Megs

[Teresa Sheffield @Terfleaza]

I love when I have to say my pet’s last name at the vet. It’s like yeah that’s right, this is my HEIR

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys

[🫧 @faveromance]

in a bad place not mentally just in the ticketmaster queue

[rosie @mcfourlaren]

how does this literally feel WORSE than a double dsq

[sophie :) @soap_hie]

not toby ffs what’s the point #GBBO

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

me september 1st

[goma @soigomaa]

once I start working out like l've been planning for 5 years it's over for y'all

[goog @sog_goog]

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[໊ @sonohoor]

my favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[madeleine @parietines]

Saturday 8-2: I love having a lazy, nothing day
2pm: if I don't do something I'm gonna jump off a bridge

[Megs @megancln]

@SidemenClothing 💙

[liz @lizboyfanclub]

ughhhhh I didn't fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

[Formula 1 @F1]

McLAREN CLINCH THEIR FIRST CONSTRUCTORS' CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE 21ST CENTURY! 🏆

What an achievement, what a season! 🧡

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP

[Mariam @MariamSKhokhar]

your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

[italians mad at food @ItalianComments]

"the customer is always right" simply does not apply in italy

[“paula” @paularambles]

me for a week whenever i remember that i own a sandwich maker

[New York Times Games @NYTGames]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how quickly you solved the Mini Crossword
- your daily Crossword streak
- that time you solved Wordle in two guesses