Megan Coplestone

26. Country bumpkin.

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Coronavirus can live on any surface for up to 3 hours. Potentially, it could last for days. Idiocy lasts a lifetime on any surface.

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

@HollyCampbell22 I just couldn’t join in with that, I’d be a right odd one out

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Almost every resident in my home village dresses up to take the bin out and I’m glad I chose not to quarantine at home.

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

@HollyCampbell22 They go out in actual fancy dress 😂

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Space jam is on Netflix. I am excited for today. Happy one month of Lockdown!

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

@mdabner1 Have you seen what he looks like without makeup?! This lockdown is only bearable because of his smokey eye look

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Is it about time to give up wearing makeup now?

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

@GrantBuckley2 Fuck sake Grant! Why?!?

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Wind chimes: WHY?! What kind of person thinks they’re a good idea?

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

@mattyxander Hey, that’s harsh! Being stuck with any other person 24/7 is testing, regardless of who they are to you haha! It’s not something anyone is used to

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

There was a homeless guy outside Tesco, I’m everyone’s way, picking up fag butts off the floor and smoking them and no one said a word...

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Cooking in electric ovens when you’re used to gas is the absolute worst.

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

There was a man in Asda wearing covers on his shoes. Full plastic jumpsuit complete with hood and covers on his SHOES.

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Is anyone else saving wearing their black work socks for the special occasion that is going to the supermarket...just me...?

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

@sbell06 Papa John’s in my new worst enemy haha

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

When 4 slices of pizza gives you heartburn so bad that you can’t sleep, I think it’s time to admit you’re getting old 😢

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

@rodge999 @vampirebIues It’s your suggestion, we’re getting a pig! No backsies

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

@sbell06 Yes 😅 He’s such a silly sausage

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Old people on social media provides such entertainment and they don’t even know it.

[Megan Coplestone @megancoplestone]

Yesterday we binge watched Tiger King. Now that I know who Carole fucking Baskin is, I care a lot less than I imaged I would about who Carole fucking Baskin is.