radiofreemegan

hospice. musician. meat eater. KSJE. outdoorsy. “I am the lightning and the frenzy.” caught between the longing for love and the struggle for the legal tender.

[radiofreemegan @megancullip]

Self-absorption appears to be inversely correlated with self-control.

[radiofreemegan @megancullip]

“The Stranger Things” series finale was perfect in every way. Impressive.

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Bringing back a NYE classic

[Russ Latino @RussLatino]

Americans have become a nation of perpetual whiners that imagine themselves as cosmic victims, despite being alive in the softest, most opulent time in human history.

We should knock that crap off.
https://t.co/SOonu4ujY9

[Jesseline @artemisgrl]

“I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet”

[radiofreemegan @megancullip]

Never course correct on your worst day.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Oliver Herford, I Heard a Bird Sing

[radiofreemegan @megancullip]

@TweetATherapist Seasons 1-3 were some of the best television ever produced period.

[radiofreemegan @megancullip]

@zimsmom @doclauravater Thank you for that encouragement! It’s keeping me going as I study biochemistry tonight!

[Brian McDonald @BrianMcDonaldIE]

A Jewish friend in Moscow just wished me a “Happy Christmas.” I replied “and happy Hanukkah to you.” Then he said, “Hanukkah is over now.” And the Russian Orthodox barman shouted “and it’s not even f**king Christmas!”

They’ve both ruined my fake story of interfaith solidarity.

[Magills @magills_]

Need a sequel to The Grinch where we see the repercussions in WhoVille from their soft on crime policies.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it actually is crazy how many people i know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts

[trash jones @jzux]

if i'm rudolph i'm so fucking pissed. you bullied me for years and now you want my help with a work emergency? get fucked losers, i'll see you on the breadlines

[' @isthatbog]

I hate texting someone something freaky at night and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe.
Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again

[radiofreemegan @megancullip]

@mariam_almaz11 Thank you for your conviction and your message. It is an example to all religious communities

[radiofreemegan @megancullip]

@TurtleSprints Do it. It will be a gift to you both. She won’t reject you. She’s been waiting for someone.