Megan Danz

here for the news, occasional bachelor tweeting & forcing myself to be more pop-cultured

[Alabama Outsider @AlabamaOutsider]

Grand Canyon really dug themselves into a massive hole at the end there, didn’t they?

[Ryan Danz @ryandanz26]

Sports Illustrated 📉
My basement wall’s value 📈

[Megan Danz @megandanz17]

#Bachelorvote Bailey

[Ryan Vogel @RyanVogel10]

All this just to stop this

[Sarah O'Brien @fluent_SARAcasm]

kiss me in front of a creepy fear-releasing angel that we light on fire so I know it’s real? #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Carlos Andres @carlosamunoz11]

The purest thing is when at the end of the group date, Taysha goes around and thank the guys individually before giving out the rose #TheBachelorette

[Megan Danz @megandanz17]

Major respect for jason but can we talk about taysia’s Sunday night sparkly skirt pajamas? #TheBachelorette

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

bachelor nation after watching the last 5 seconds of that preview #TheBachelorette

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

who could've predicted that Sharpay Evans would be such a universal mood in the year 2020

[alex @alexmknapp]

All of Bachelor Nation when we see Dale get out of the limo

#TheBachelorette

[Megan Danz @megandanz17]

the bug in his hair is the highlight of this debate !! correct me if I’m wrong

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

permanent mood #VPDebate

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

can’t do anything for the rest of the day, too busy thinking about this photo

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I'm not emotionally prepared for the day American Girl Doll makes a 2020 doll named Jessica who comes with tie-dye loungewear, a matching face mask, a case of wine, and a story about how she heroically never left the house for 5 months.

[Eve @evelilyyoung]

I have two sips of wine and immediately start replying to everyone’s insta stories as though they were personally sent to me

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

me when anything good happens for the rest of 2020

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Chris Cuomo is all of us. https://t.co/N2ci97A3ah